VERY SERIOUS: WELL-FOUNDED SUSPICIONS THAT PLAYERS ARE USING DIGITAL ANABOLICS

Dear EA team,

Thank you for not answering my previous reasonable questions. I know you’re busy people and spend all day thinking about how to ch… uhm... how to improve the game I mean, and you don’t have time to respond to every random person, but this is really serious.

I just played a match, and my fully trained and max-ranked up 127 RB, who has a pace of 220 and cot me a fortune, started ahead of the opposing RW—who, as I saw later, had a pace of 170 (and also had the ball at his feet)—and that RW blew past him, as if my RB were standing still. Actually, it wasn’t just the RB. It was my whole team. At some point I said to myself, “What the heck bro, I bought statues—or football players?”

I’ve been racking my brain, trying to figure out what’s going on. At first, I thought maybe the opponent's RW was dead and his ghost was playing, and my players couldn’t even see him, but since I don’t believe in the supernatural —nor, of course, that you could possibly have a hand in this, since you’re the most trustworthy and transparent company on the planet—after much thought, I figured it out: The opponent was on performance-enhancing anabolics. Not just his RW, but his entire team. 117 OVR, and they were running like ten Ben Johnsons combined.

Is there a bundle like that in the store that I can buy too, or is it not allowed? If so, can I give you this scammer’s account so you can ban him? Something called “daily boost” caught my eye, but I don’t think that’s what it is...

Thank you one more time in advance, for not answering