Brian Daboll better sleep with one eye open

Alright Ea listen to me, and listen to be good. I don’t know what got in your brain to make you add dumb features. I decided to try a quarterback superstar because why not. But, for some reason I’m not allowed to use the playbook. I’m limited to like 15 plays and they Mae me run straight into sacks or throw a pick. Instead of drafting me I think the giants should have the picked an offensive line man over me. It’s the 3rd quarter and my qb is already seeing the light. And don’t get me started on these receivers. Malik Nabers can’t catch jack. Wan’dale doesn’t know how to run a route, and Darius slayton has the smallest route tree ever. Brian Daboll is so evil that he decided to draft me in the first round just to make me go through hell with my Swiss cheese offensive line and butterfinger recievers. This line is so bad that I GOT SACKED 10 TIMES BY THE COWBOYS DEFENSE. YES THE DALLAS COWBOYS 2025 DEFENSE. And obviously rosters aren’t updated from August, so the still have Micah parsons, but he only got one of them. I got sacked 4 times by “Mazi Smith”. By the end of the game my quarter back is probably light headed. Dude has the most wear and tear I’ve ever seen, that he can’t throw anymore. And he threw 3 picks to Trevon diggs Malik Hooker and “KENNETH MURRAY JR.” These plays coach dialing up be so bad that it makes the cowboys look like the legion of boom. Ea needs ti put more work into superstar. Makes absolutely no sense that I can’t use certain plays in the playbook. Sayonara Brian Daboll, I’m getting you fired. While he sits at home maybe he should consider losing weight.