Playstations.

70-17 record

17 losses are all to playstations. 

All games are lost the same way, we cant win a faceoff, they dont lose the puck, they skate super fast hit super hard poke perfectly and whats worse they keep picking up pucks they have 0 business picking up nonstop.  They dont need to lift stick or poke to take the puck away from us, we just lose it near them yet the opposite is not true while they purposely skate right into our players and rarely ever lose it.  Our passes are going everywhere, their goalies are on crack, we miss the net nonstop. 

We joke that they are the best at doing automatic things that they have no control of. 

Despite all this, we often beat them but sometimes they win by 1. 

I dont get it.