SMUGPRIZE CORNER🎁

@linuxPigPen 

Here you go number 5, the ducks have a nice, warm Smugfleece toilet seat cover set for you.

Nobody F*cks with the Ducks!

@MAGICDAVESHROOM1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8

But Big Pig approves of the choice of the 5th member of the sequence as well. 🙂

Now he won't have to bring his big tool, "The Meat Carving Fork", to the table.

The Meat Carving Fork
(a poem by linuxPigPen)

I'm the meat carving fork
From the county of York
And I've found me a nice leg of lamb.

No pig I can poke
It's just all a big joke
When they tell you how tiney I am.

The pressure I bear
On my lamb's derriere
Keeps her pinioned and pierced
to the table

While folks at the side
Let out "Ooohs" as juice slides
Off my prongs in a manner most playful.

There's no lady alone
Who can grab all my bone
Handle, gracefully clenched in her digits.

I'll stay sharp on the mantle
Preparing to handle
Mad ducks. I'll fork till they fidget.

@linuxPigPen 

I asked the ducks:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibonacci_number

Aah! You used the METRIC version.

In America we frown on using them ARABIC numerals and that AL-JABRA!

@linuxPigPen 

They are EuroDucks and therefore metric.

EDIT: If you believe that zero isn't a real number i shall ask your employer to remove all zeros from your paychecks.

And EA to remove them from your pvz2 resources totals.

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@MAGICDAVESHROOM wrote:

@linuxPigPen 

They are EuroDucks and therefore metric.

EDIT: If you believe that zero isn't a real number i shall ask your employer to remove all zeros from your paychecks.

And EA to remove them from your pvz2 resources totals.

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I think this post should carry a warning, I almost spray tea over my keyboard.....

Edit-spelling 

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@linuxPigPen wrote:
@MAGICDAVESHROOMFilus Bonacci, the son of Bonacci, did not include the zero used today in his original sequence. It was added centuries after his life and death. The sequence was originally used as a practical estimate of the growth of a rabbit population. Fibonacci is also recognized as the earliest proponent of the Arabic numbering system in the west. No pigs, no ducks, just bunnies.

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@linuxPigPen 

So where did the first bunnies come from?

@linuxPigPen 

PROVE IT.

?=🐰,🐰,🐰🐰,🐰🐰🐰,🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰,🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

@linuxPigPen   I thought you were gonna say Easter eggs.....  👿

@eieio_31310 

@linuxPigPen 

Filus Bunny-ci clearly knew nothing about rabbits.

How can you start with one rabbit🐰?

You clearly need to start at 🐰🐰 if he knew anything about rabbits.

And they would have to be one male rabbit🐰 and one female rabbit🐰 and not two male or two female rabbits🐰🐰.

Clearly i deserve a Noble Prize for Mathematics for debunking this piffle.

🐰🏅🐰🏅🐰

I nearly sprayed out my tea as well.....

@MAGICDAVESHROOMAh, sir, not so. There are numerous scholarly articles about rabbits being the only mammal capable of reproducing by parthenogenesis.

And I hypothesize it would br easier to start with 1 rabbit than zero rabbits.

QED

(Which stands for Quite Easily Done.)

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@linuxPigPen wrote:

@MAGICDAVESHROOMAh, sir, not so. There are numerous scholarly articles about rabbits being the only mammal capable of reproducing by parthenogenesis.

And I hypothesize it would br easier to start with 1 rabbit than zero rabbits.

QED

(Which stands for Quite Easily Done.)

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@linuxPigPen 

Sir, i refute your comment as incorrect.

Filus bunny-ci was born long before 1936 which is when parthenogenesis was proved to be possible in bunnies.

And i am still waiting for any actual proof you may have of where the mythical first (or even pair of) bunnies come from.

You can't claim cloning bunny number one either.

🐇=🐰🐰NO

EDIT; Quo est demonstratum

1 bunny = 2 bunnies? 

Give this to EA, they can make this happen -- track record from the resource doubling bug.

This conversion reminds me of an article I recently read: "56 Percent Of Americans Don't Think We Should Teach Arabic Numerals In School"

@linuxPigPen 

Sir, we are not discussing the discovery of electricity but the creation of one or possibly two bunnies from nothingness.

Clearly electricity already existed before anyone stuck their fingers into a socket and got a shock.

I still await your proof of how bunnies were created from nothingness with interest as i understand Lavoisier states that "MATTER CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR DESTROYED" .

Could i please be nominated for Nobel prizes in Mathematics, Cuniculture, Genetics and Sciencey stuff?

🐰🏅🐰🏅🐰

EDIT: Perhaps to explain the first bunny we need to return to gooseneck barnacles and their remarkable ability to spontaneously generate?

That is a direct quote from you and perhaps you could explain where the FIRST gooseneck barnacle came from?

It had to come from somewhere?

Number 6 for 6M, please 🙈

@PowerToss 

Number 6 knows you like bouncing around so he's got you a vintage Smugman Smughopper!

BOING BOING!

@linuxPigPen 

Sir, The Lucky Ducks are an ancient Order devoted to rewarding achievements generating great Smugness in their recipients.

PowerToss scoring over 6m with level 1 plants is clearly deserving of such a prize and Lucky Duck number 6 selected a vintage Smugpogo stick because he thought PowerToss deserved it and would like it as PowerToss likes bouncing about.

Sadly the only prize the Lucky Ducks award you today is the pig-Nobel prize for dim-wittedness.

They also think you're

🐣Quackers!🐥

@HypnoDjurre 

The Lucky Ducks are still waiting for you to pick a Smugprize.