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Sir, The Lucky Ducks are an ancient Order devoted to rewarding achievements generating great Smugness in their recipients.
PowerToss scoring over 6m with level 1 plants is clearly deserving of such a prize and Lucky Duck number 6 selected a vintage Smugpogo stick because he thought PowerToss deserved it and would like it as PowerToss likes bouncing about.
Sadly the only prize the Lucky Ducks award you today is the pig-Nobel prize for dim-wittedness.
They also think you're
🐣Quackers!🐥
It would seem you are suffering from some mallardy of the brain. Eider that or you have been hitting the muscovy rather heavily as of late. The only special order of duck comes from the Peking Palace and they require 24 hours advance notice. Otherwise the product tends to be less than crisp upon arrival.
As far as your claims for your ducks go, might I suggest you pull your head out of your scoter? You seem in great peril of winding up with a stiff-tail ruddy. I'd hate to see you do that, particularly when the logic you are presenting in your arguments sounds suspiciously like something you may have just pulled from your buttquack.
- 5 years ago@linuxPigPen I would definitely advise eating anything from Peking palace at the moment... just to be safe 😉 not even if it has a special guarantee sticker on it 😛
- 5 years ago
I choose the 2nd smallest Mersenne prime
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
- 5 years ago
Lucky (even) number 4 please 🙂
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
You have won this special edition Zombie.
- 5 years ago
Another Smugprize! Woohhhhooo! I'll pick lucky duck #8. Need to make a list of all my smugprizes one day 🙂
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
The Lucky Ducks have stocked up on Smugtoilet paper and are letting you have a roll.
- 5 years ago
@MAGICDAVESHROOM Exactly, what I need these days 🙂
- HenryThePear5 years agoLegend
I will go for number 10 for my 28M score 🙂
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
Number 10 has got you a pvz top trumps card game.
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
The Lucky Ducks have decided to award @lawmfw and @Perfume-shroom92. Special duckeggs for the eggcellent community service during the current crisis.
So if they would care to pick one?
🐥🎁🐣🎁🐥
- 5 years ago@MAGICDAVESHROOM What number do we have left?
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
The good thing about the Lucky Ducks is that if they're chosen they can just go back to paddling around their duckpond until next time.
They are all jumping up and down and shouting "pick me!"
Can't you see how eggcited they look?
- 5 years ago@MAGICDAVESHROOM I will pick 8 then~~ Please and thank you so much <3 much love from little shroom to all~~~
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
Lucky Duck number 8 has a Fabergé Duck egg for you.
- 5 years ago@MAGICDAVESHROOM *gasp* oooh......its so pretty and sparkly~~~~~ does it have sparkly gems inside?
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
It has an antique diamond studded toilet roll holder that comes complete with the toilet roll.
Not even PowerToss has got anything like this in his Bouncy Schloss.
- 5 years ago@MAGICDAVESHROOM I will take number 5 please 🙂
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
Lucky Duck number 5 has got a limited edition disco zombie for you.
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
I choose number 10.
Number 10 has got me a pvz arcade machine.
Woo hoo!
- 5 years ago@MAGICDAVESHROOM I think I got gypped... nice fancy arcade machine :D
- MAGICDAVESHROOM5 years agoLegend
I have no influence over the Lucky Ducks and their prize selection process, which is totally random and beyond my control.
If you want to exchange your limited edition disco zombie for another prize you can.
But there's no guarantees over what you get......