7 years ago
A Lesson to My Enimies
Space Cowboy is a crafty one
You can’t hope to Strike with Sun.
You may find your Wing-Nut lacking
(Moving is not bonus attacking.)
Too Amphibious for Mowers,
Too small for Pinapple Throwers,
And, if Zombies are wise,
Untouchable by Spore of Eyes.
To the Hot Head in Lane 2,
Space Cowboy simply said, “Poo Poo,”
(Then deftly moved-
Before it blew.)
Crafty, pesky, sticky burrs:
These undead astronauts with spurs...
But a Zombie’s efforts are awash
If your garden’s growing Squash.