Is EA coming from Error Apocalypse?

Dear EA,

I just tried playing your game and within five minutes, I had to quit — not because I lost interest, but because it’s almost impossible to play in its current state. The moment I spawned in, the textures started flickering like a malfunctioning light show. Walls were flashing between solid and invisible, objects were stretching across the screen, and my character kept clipping through the ground.

When I went to try out character customization, things got even stranger. I tried changing my skater’s nose, and instead of adjusting its shape, it just turned completely black — like my character was halfway through turning into a shadow creature. Customization is supposed to make your character more personal, not accidentally turn them into a creepypasta.

At one point, the entire screen went completely dark, and I was left skating blind, hoping I wouldn’t fall through the map. It doesn’t feel like I’m testing a game — it feels like I’m testing how far your graphics engine can break before crashing.

I get that this is “early access,” but early access should still mean playable. Right now, this feels less like a skating game and more like a slideshow of Endless Anomalies.

Please fix the texture streaming, object rendering, character customization, and general stability before pushing more updates — because as it stands, I can’t even enjoy the core gameplay you’re trying to show off.