Conquest Sucks

I might sound like an a-hole but all I see here is a skill issue. 

At 5mln GP, you should be clearing medium difficulty with ease, given that you should have switched to hard difficulty 1mln GP ago. 

OR teams with Candyman are solved by blocking tm or having reactive tm or punishing attacks out of turn or gaining bonus turns. Ewoks are solved by SK, who gives his team stun and daze immunity. Conquest is a puzzle. There are specific ways to counter conquest teams. It seems like you just don't know them. 

I also find your post particularly funny when we're at the end of what has been the easiest conquest season in a long time, in my experience. Xaereth has a recent video where talks about how he got the hard mode red box in 8 hours.