What is with these matchups?

It’s not like we’re a bunch of knuckleheads who don’t know how to use Discord and bots. I’ve been in this game since day one of the unveiling and remember it being single player. I get there are brilliant players out there, but sheer dumb luck would eventually match us against an equal or lesser guild. This is not random, we quit counting after ten major lopsided matches. A buddy of mine who plays with coding offered me that taking global guilds and making matches worldwide in less than 5 minutes would be a tremendously difficult feat.
This current TW is a Russian guild or some Cyrillic language guild that we can’t even track in swgoh.gg