Why does Han shoot my Greedo first?

"SifuSteve;620028" wrote:
Lol! Wow. No one is ever going to read that. Ever.

Read all of it and your second one. Must be us old guard guys with attention spans hahaha.

Of all the things you addressed I feel the need to explain, at least my interpretation, of one.

A lot of people are hung up on the whiney young Vader and emo Kylo. The reason these guys are whiney and not completely bad dudes is simple. Those attitudes lead are weaknesses that lead you down the dark path. Understanding the darkside allows you to harness those emotions and use it for power. If Anakin (ep 2 and 3) was as bad as Vader (4, 5, 6) he wouldn't have possesed the weakness to turn him. As for Kylo, let the boy grow into his evil role. There are 2 more movies to go.
Everyone who hates on these characters also really needs to go rewatch Ep 4 and pay attention to Luke. He's being a crybaby like 80% of the film. Look what he grew into.

Finally, Han shot. Greedo died. 1 shot fired.