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9 years ago
"Thrippa;15368787" wrote:
Found a new message, though: 'I am stranded on a desert island with a box of black jelly beans. Decided I'd rather starve. Tell my wife I love her.'
I remember one. More or less, it was: "I've been stranded for a month now. Next time I hear a ukulele, I'm jumping off a cliff!" Or another: "How many stranded seamen does it takes to turn on the light? How many? I mean it! It's getting pretty dark!"