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I put identical bathrooms all over my Sims' houses.
This is because I'm too lazy to make cool and interesting bathrooms just for my Sims to befoul with poop. I'm no servant, enjoy your exact same bathroom and stop desperately yelling icons at the sky like you didn't eat leftover pancakes straight from the refridgerator for every meal since Saturday. These little twerps are constantly pooping and almost always have to go at the same time, and if you're playing without mods it can sometimes take 40 in-game minutes or longer for a Sim to properly vacate their bowels. Your family has no time for that, Hank.
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So I give them bathrooms galore, as many bathrooms as there are living members in the household, and never a different bathroom: same exact bathroom everywhere, all the time. Sometimes if a premade bathroom is too large, I slice it into even sections like a Sicilian pizza and it becomes 3-4 identical bathrooms (maybe with different paintings, I'm not cruel). If there's no realistic way for every bathroom to have a door, I'll install a ladder up or down from another floor and watch a Sim navigate the house like a rat in a maze just to get to an available toilet in however much time they have. But there's no cheese reward for them at the end of that maze. Just poop.
Theirs.
What's that you say, I could just make it so my Sims never have to poop? What kind of god would I be if I used that power??? No, the weird twilight zone "there are identical bathrooms everywhere in town and I joyfully berate my Sims in front of my own daughter" thing is much healthier, I think.
This is because I'm too lazy to make cool and interesting bathrooms just for my Sims to befoul with poop. I'm no servant, enjoy your exact same bathroom and stop desperately yelling icons at the sky like you didn't eat leftover pancakes straight from the refridgerator for every meal since Saturday. These little twerps are constantly pooping and almost always have to go at the same time, and if you're playing without mods it can sometimes take 40 in-game minutes or longer for a Sim to properly vacate their bowels. Your family has no time for that, Hank.
So I give them bathrooms galore, as many bathrooms as there are living members in the household, and never a different bathroom: same exact bathroom everywhere, all the time. Sometimes if a premade bathroom is too large, I slice it into even sections like a Sicilian pizza and it becomes 3-4 identical bathrooms (maybe with different paintings, I'm not cruel). If there's no realistic way for every bathroom to have a door, I'll install a ladder up or down from another floor and watch a Sim navigate the house like a rat in a maze just to get to an available toilet in however much time they have. But there's no cheese reward for them at the end of that maze. Just poop.
Theirs.
What's that you say, I could just make it so my Sims never have to poop? What kind of god would I be if I used that power??? No, the weird twilight zone "there are identical bathrooms everywhere in town and I joyfully berate my Sims in front of my own daughter" thing is much healthier, I think.
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