Sims Caption Contest - we're up to historic Contest # 30 this week! Come join in!

Caption Contest # 1:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/107/313/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"And they said this job didn't come with perks....How you doin'?"
by @RaeNic

Caption Contest # 2:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sim_memroy/null/000/265/232/53/original.jpg
WINNER:
It was Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick.
by @scillakees

Caption Contest # 3:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/626/338/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Babe, if you play your cards right, all this could be yours."
by @scillakees

Caption Contest # 4:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/915/350/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
Unfortunately it would take another 3000 years before anyone could plug it in.
by @AlphaFen

Caption Contest # 5:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/284/364/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Welcome to tonight's meeting of Mystical Animals Anonymous support group. Don't mind the humans. They can't see us."
@RaeNic

Caption Contest # 6:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/660/375/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Look, all I'm saying is that there's room for one more over there - THEN it will be perfect!"
by @jbsquared2000

Caption Contest # 7:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/390/387/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
The moment Fred realised that a Fishing for Dummies book would make millions
by @AlphaFen

Caption Contest # 8:
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/840/401/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Martha come on, I triple dog dare you to kiss him!" "I don't know about this, Stacy..."
by @Hello83433

Caption Contest # 9
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/560/427/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
Who will Sheherazade give the final rose to? Find out next on "The Bachelorette: Arabian Nights"
by @Aaronsims

Caption Contest # 10
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/729/442/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
Maybe giving the twins a machine of ultimate power for their birthday was not John's smartest move...
by @AlphaFen

Caption Contest # 11
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/141/458/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNERS (a tie):
The man refused to marry his flowers for obvious reasons.
by @Dimon6579

and

It would have been the most romantic proposal ever! If only the decorators had gone to the right house...
by @AlphaFen

Caption Contest # 12
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/737/471/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Welcome to Interacting with Females 101. Let us begin. Can anyone tell me what color her eyes are?"
by @scillakees

Caption Contest # 13
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/159/485/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
Jerry learned two valuable lessons that night - 1. that hairspray and flaming shots don't mix, and 2. his mother had been right about the importance of wearing clean underwear at all times, just in case...
by @jbsquared2000

Caption Contest # 14
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/213/499/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
After being granted a rare glimpse into the future, Pierre and Vivienne took one look at what their great-great-great grandchildren would look like, and agreed that breaking up would be best.
by @jbsquared2000

Caption Contest # 15
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/982/512/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Up there! It's a bird, no a plane!"
"No, it's a shark!"
by @Hello83433

Caption Contest # 16
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/456/523/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
As they watched the flowers rain down, Clancy and Conrad realized that perhaps buying their arthritis medication online from some guy named "Dude" had not been the smartest move.
by @jbsquared2000

Caption Contest # 17
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/008/537/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Look, I found another hard, shiny thing. But I can't eat it."
"Eh, just throw it with the others."
by @Hello83433

Caption Contest # 18
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/298/548/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNERS (a tie):

"Dad, you don't mind if I borrow the wheel this weekend, do you? I've got a date."
by @jbsquared2000

and

"Hey, look what nextdoor neanderthals made!" "Haha, throw in fire!"
by @figmentz

Caption Contest # 19
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/247/561/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
When you got a date at 6:00 but gotta be the Easter Bunny at 7:00...
by @Sara74469

Caption Contest # 20
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/581/573/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"If you step to your right, you will see the Sim in its native habitat. The Sim species, a low-functioning predecessor to the Sim Bot, died out in the Great Zombie Apocalypse of Moonlight Falls."
by @Readalot1

Caption Contest # 21
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/189/583/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"This is the first thing you grabbed when the air raid siren went off?"
by @Readalot1

Caption Contest # 22
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/605/593/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
Jacob and Edward were so glad that Bella couldn't see them right now.
by @Readalot1

Caption Contest # 23
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/505/601/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
With the rooster on vacation, it falls to Bessie to make sure Agnes wakes up on time.
by @"Jon the Wizard"

Caption Contest # 24
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/284/611/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Excuse me, ma'am, but do you know where Nemo is? I haven't been able to find him."
by @ChallengeGreatlyAccepted

Caption Contest # 25
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/845/620/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
"Oh Paul, you're so humerus!"
by @AMofOz

Caption Contest # 26
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/151/630/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
Somewhere, somehow the temp agency had got it seriously wrong.
by @AlphaFen

Caption Contest # 27
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/617/639/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
Grim had learned every sick guitar riff that there was, but had somehow overlooked "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."
by @jbsquared2000

Caption Contest # 28
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/052/650/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
WINNER:
Thus ends the sad tale of Doug, or "The Man Who Wouldn't Tip the Gondolier"
by @AlphaFen

Caption Contest # 29 (Medieval Edition!)
http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t367/ClementineM/Screenshot-4_zpsdpqfuipl.jpg
Caption entries are now closed. Please rank the finalists by voting here through next Saturday, 11/14.

Caption Contest # 30
http://lvlt.thesims3.com/sims3_asset/sims3_asset/media/shard000//shard000/218/668/018/00/screenshot_original.jpg
Current screenshot for captioning! Submit and edit your captions through next Saturday, 11/14