1. You know, these weeds are doing NOTHING for my psoriasis.
2. Couldn't we just install a hot tub at home?
3. I don't know what smells worse... your farts or the garbage.
4. The Dystopian Oasis Landing is starting to sound really good right now.
5. This is his idea of a good time - hot tubbing in Oscar the Grouch's back yard.
6. A date like this would usually be grounds for divorce, but hey, he's got money, and that's what counts.
7. You can take the garbageman out of the landfill, but you can't take the landfill out of... wait a minute.
8. You sure have unusual taste in decorations.
9. And I thought my roommate's side of the apartment was a dump.
10. I sure hope that garbage truck isn't going to stop here...
