The Watcher Watches

314 The Watcher Watches: Laz's House ~~ Marriage ~~



Branch gets carried away, being in such bliss with his cute CaveGirl. It is so great to be here where Dayvid can't see and get all mad and confrontational with him!
"Oh you own my heart, Alice!" says Branch.
Alice thinks having captured Branch's heart, makes this the Perfect time to ask Branch to go steady, and maybe get engaged!
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"Hm.'' thinks Branch. ''Well Alice obviously doesn't have a jealous bone in her body, so I guess agreeing to this will be ok! What could possibly go wrong?"
"Sure, Alice, that sounds just fine!" he says.
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They suddenly have today off, because my game just decided to do that, and paid them as well. lol no announcement of any holiday, just here ya go, have some free money! hahaha crazy game! Dayvid got paid too! :D

Feeling rich, lucky and happy, Alice suggests they marry right here!
"What do you think, Branchie, go for broke?"
"Sure! It's not like you ask for much!" says Branch. Which is true, Alice only asks for what Branch has already promised her, so far.
"I promise to make you my happy WifeCaveGirl, who can go back in time to get me unusual plants and fertilizers. And I promise that I will deliver on any promise I make to you, because I want you happy!" vows Branch, because it's so far been pretty easy to do this! ;)
"I promise to also try to make you happy and get you the plants and fertilizers, and sometimes let you be the aggressor, and I promise to not care if you have other dalliances', and to always tell you how cute you are!" vows Alice, for the same reason, it's been easy to do this all along, and she knows Branch likes it when she tells him he is cute.

Weird vows! But they seem to like them, and are pretty certain they can stick to them!
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The game now recognizes them as Branch & Alice Blanestreet!
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Tummy's growling with hunger, Branch says "I made our favorites earlier, lets go have dinner!"
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"This is really good, Branch! What do you want to do later?"
Branch has a wish to hangout with Dayvid.
"I need some bonding time with Dayvid...oops Did I say that out loud?" thinks Branch. He stares at Alice to make sure everything's ok.
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It seems fine.
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"Hi Dayvid! Do you want to hang out?"
"Where have you been so long, Branch?"
"Oh you know, here and there, since our workday was canceled." says Branch.
"Yes, lets go to the movies." says Dayvid, wanting to do something vampireish to Branch.
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They get to the movies and Dayvid 'makes Branch think a bout him'! I think he knows Branch is married now, but he is Still Branch's romantic interest. That marriage did not change anything between them!
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"So, you're married now. I don't know the girl." says Dayvid, which is true, there is no like or dislike, they have never spoken.
"Oh yes, well, she wanted to marry and I couldn't see anything wrong with it. She is very open minded." Branch tells him.
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"Hm. Well, I wouldn't be. You should be careful, Branch." says Dayvid.
"I will be." says Branch. He just loves it when Dayvid is all masterfully Dayvidish.
There is just something ooolala about Dayvid, for Branch! Branch will never give him up!
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And Branch consummates his wedding night with Dayvid instead of Alice, and they both fall asleep! They even forgot to watch a movie!
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Huh. Branch might never get in trouble. It still says he has cheated the same 5 times and he is still just naughty. nothing worse.
Alice is asleep peacefully in her bed. No bad or betrayed moodlets, just happy ones.
Laz is still very super happy about Ethereal, lol it is so cute! It's like 'la la laa here's my room, there's my bed and OMG here's Ethereal! Woot! *clap clap clap*
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Branch comes home super happy! "Wow! I am such a lucky guy!" He woke up at the theater, and was dumpster diving and found a really great old bathtub and knows the perfect place to put it! He can't wait to get dirty and take a bath outside! He tends his Omni, death flowers, flame fruit and life fruit plants, then plays in the sprinklers! (yes death flowers! I'm a little bit afraid the game will have her kill him!)?
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During the night Alice also got money given to her by the game, for the very same reason as Branch and Dayvid did! (no reason/game reason! lol) Only Laz and Ethereal did not get any free money! I don't think this will bode well. Their job is very mean and unforgiving!

Dayvid is learning cooking from the TV. He doesn't need to learn to cook, he's a Vegan Vampire that needs plasma to stay alive. Things would be different if I had Late Night and actually Had plasma fruits in the game for him to cook with! :D Poor mixed up Dayvid! I take away his vegetarian trait, because yesterday when he was sooo thirsty he started cooking food, like that would fix it! Now that is sad sad state of affairs! and Watcher doesn't want him to die. I give him night owl, in it's stead, so he can be a better vampire, skulking about in the dark! ;) haha
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Dayvid has a wish to woo with Branch in the hot tub. But he first goes for a snack!
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He gets Branch in the mood, but Ethereal wants to complain about what they are doing!
Alice, of course, doesn't care.
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Why do you complain, Ethereal? Do you need a session with Rainflower, to learn to feel the love?
"NO! I want to lash out because everybody gets free money and weekends off and Laz and I are like prisoners to that job!" she says with her pretty pout ''Like now, I have to go to work instead of having fun crabbing at those two! This is so unfair of you Watcher!'' she says, being pulllled to her styling station. And I can't click it off, like we can to other jobs.
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"Grrrrr Watcher....Watcherrrrrrr!!!!! Where. is. my. WIFE!" Howls a very crabby Laz.
yikes!wth!
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Uh-Oh! Riiight! You two need a wedding. Sorry about that Laz! good boy, goooood!
"And Get Us Out Of That Job!" he snarls, before he is pulled to the now hated styling chair.
Ok, ok! Gee whiz!
Laz lopes all the way to work, snorting and snarling! It's really a scary sound!
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The lovers, with no one to crab at them, or complain or shame them, take full advantage of the situation.
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Dayvid gets a wish to make out with Branch in the hot tub. With no one to stop him, well why not?
*note: I just noticed that each time Ethereal saw them it has decreased her like bar with Branch, by A Lot! I think if it gets low enough, she won't care either... maybe?
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Laz arrives to the Salon and approaches Ethereal.
"Why are you in your pajamas, Bae? he says softly to her, in his deep voice.
"It's my protest!"
"Oh, good idea!"
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Watcher releases them from the stylist career. *pop* They look around, stunned. Then ignore me. lol
Ethereal is thinking of her LTW to get to level 10 in 3 skills. She is almost there.
I'm just waiting around for the new stylist to get here. :)
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"Laz! Lazarus Gandillon, you stop that scratching this instant!" says Ethereal. "Now, lets greet the new stylist and make him feel welcomed!"
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Welcome Stuart Snowden Howard-Smith III.
He is a dramatic snob from a fashion house in Paris. He will be perfect for the job of helping the townies to become more stylish!
Ethereal welcomes him. And Stuart gets right to work!
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Laz transforms back, to make a better impression. He jokes around with Magnus.
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The happy couple skedaddle back home. I'm sure they need a well deserved break from this place! :)
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