All I can think is... God has a sense of humor.
"I would like the No Bills Ever. Thanks, God." "OKAY." Poof- You're homeless. No bills, ever.
"Well, how about Fast Metabolism?" "NO PROBLEM." Poof- I'm always hungry because it goes through my stomach fast but my body makes fat fast, too. :(
"I got it... How about Steel Bladder. You can't mess that one up." "I NEVER MESS THINGS UP." Poof- you have to get a new bladder because who can survive with a medal bladder? :(
"Fine. Clone Voucher." "DO YOU REALLY WANT ANOTHER ONE OF YOU TO TAKE CARE OF?" "You're right. Nix that one."
"Then can you make me a fast learner?" "HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED ANYTHING YET?"
"Can I get a kaching?" "NO." :lol:
