AlphaFFrog's Attic of Awesomer

Reasons for Uploading: The One Room, One Week, One Theme Challenge of @rosemow
Theme: Kitchen with a thankful item, but I couldn’t fit in a giant statue of me so….
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Cucina Ex Machina

Realise your cooking is an industrial accident waiting to happen? Consider toxic waste your go-to ingredient? Then Cucina Ex Machina is the short-cut to the ER for you! Designed to make you thankful for health and safety legislation Cucina Ex Machina is the latest in AlphaFFrog’s "Tetanus? What tetanus?" Industrial chic! A kitchen where its imperfections makes it perfect ... and its support beam dangerously unstable … :grimace:

Thankful item - Well-Travelled Rug because life is more beautiful when it’s a bit frayed around the edges <3


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Cuchina Ex Machina is a great industrial kitchen! :) It is very nice that you chose the well travelled rug as your thankful item, and what you wrote is very special <3 It looks very nice in the room.
The design and furnishings are very great! :) The supporting beam adds a great look to the room! Very nice weathered brick walls, and the piping on it is great! Very nice industrial style wood kitchen counters and bar and steel fridge, stove,sink and microwave. The stools counter is great for sims to sit and have a meal or a drink from the bar with family and friends. The type of stools suits the room style well! The bottles are a nice touch on the edge of the bar. Very nice coffee corner nook! Sims will enjoy having a cup of coffee after preparing meals. The fire extinguisher is great to have in the room! The wall knives, utensils, food wall board and hanging pans are nice home kitchen touches.Very nice windows for great outside views.
It is a great designed and furnished industrial style kitchen! Thankyou very much for entering this week’s challenge! :)

Great kitchen, makes me think about that animated movie by Studio Ghibli, Howl's Moving Castle, and the little devilish fire keeping it all up.

Congratulations on Cucina Ex Machina being favourited by Maxis! :) That is great!

@Jemlia :star: Giant Welcome :star: I was too busy nearly missing the deadline to give you a proper "Get back to work you lazy minion" welcome! Where are my manners? Oh wait, I pay you to have them for me*

*This is not proof/promise/even parallel universe possibility of payment o:)

@Auroraskies Wow, I've not seen the movie but I know enough to take that as quite the compliment, thank you. Especially the devilish part ... though people have called me that before .... >:)

@rosemow Thank you for your review and hosting the challenge, I don't how you come up with stuff week after week :) Thanks also for telling me about the Maxis Fav! What a great way to start the weekend :o

Reasons for Uploading: The One Room, One Week, One Theme Challenge of @rosemow
Theme: A Christmas nursery aka a Beginner’s Guide to Bad Parenting

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A Christmas Miracle

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Not a creature was sleeping all cos of young Klaus.
His mother was driven to knit in despair
While his father had not left one jot of his hair.
His parents were fraught and ready to snap,
They wrote to the stork to ask he be taken right back.
Yes, they’d gone as mad as mad hatters
Their old simple lives left completely in tatters,
Then Santa arrived, well, … more crashed on the roof,
And gave them a nursery that was completely soundproof!

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A Christmas Miracle is a very lovely nursery and the accompanying poem is so very creatively written! :) You are so very creative in your writing ! Very nice blue and white colour scheme of the room! The snowflakes wall prints are very pretty! The way you have placed the patterned floor print, blue circle and moon/stars rug underneath the bassinet looks very lovely! The white ceiling lights are pretty! Very nice changing table with homely soap,nappy and towels. It is very nice that there is a table with first Christmas baby presents to enjoy opening. The baby milk bottles is a nice touch. The baby will enjoy playing with the baby toys that are on the floor through the room. Very nice rocking chair for the mother to sit and knit items for the baby, and try to calm herself! The windows bassinet area is lovely! The patterned design of the windows is very nice and the sunlight and moonlight is very nice coming in onto the little baby. The parents will enjoy reading stories from the books on the wall table to their little baby.
It is a very pretty nursery and it is great that the baby is less restless and the room is soundproof! :) Thankyou very much for entering this week’s challenge :)

Reasons for uploading: GLovely1’s Quick Creativity Challenge
Theme: Make A Wish
AlphaFFrog Interpretation: Make a wish full of hope, joy and love :heart:

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Hope’s Wish

Hey you! Yes, you! Do you feel lonely? Without purpose? Lacking in friendly giants who pay for everything? Then why not adopt an adult today? Adults are the latest must-have accessory for any fashion conscious toddler! Freakishly tall for reaching the high shelves of forbidden mystery, yet sufficiently short to be completely under your tiny toddler thumb! They appreciate anything you do no matter how small, messy or permanently damaging to furniture! That’s an AlphaFFrog Guarantee*!

*This is not a guarantee :innocent:
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The AlphaFFrog Re-homing Grown-ups Home!, or ARGH! for short, prides itself in offering a variety of free-range adults rescued from Offices, Walmarts or Multi-story car parks and other natural breeding grounds, where they often become trapped, lost and borderline hysterical. They are re-homed and re-trained to forget adult things like politics, healthy sleep patterns or acceptable levels of hygiene!

One of our staff toddlers teaching an adult that their life is over now

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Don’t believe me, a well-known liar? Ask our satisfied client Hope! Hope didn’t think she was ready to adopt an adult. She was too busy using the foster home’s cat as her own personal rodeo! Then she met Joy-Anne Love, stuck in an Office, alone and falsely believing that adults have some sort of independent autonomy, Hope knew Joy-Anne needed serious help! Now, Joy-Anne is free from the tyrannies of regular bathing and adult conversation! She’s even crafting again! She’s crafted 153 hysterical apology notes to the neighbours’ cats so far! So why not change a life and adopt an adult today? After all, here at the unlicensed AlphaFFrog’s Home, we wish that everyone could find a family full of love …..

The moment Hope finally found Joy-Anne Love in her life

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You are so very creative! :) You have written about the home and Hope so very well! It was fun to read i t!

@rosemow Thank you! It was fun to make, so I'm glad it was fun to read as well :)