"Simmingal;c-18287649" wrote:
@CAPTAIN_NXR7 maybe he is a frog man
No. No. No. In an alternate slice of reality, realMonet has ranidaphobia - a ludicrous, yet severe fear of frogs. This is a tragic disorder considering where she lives. This condition was the result of a highly traumatic incident involving an evil, evil, evil boy - did I tell you he was evil? - and a massive, face-covering-sized, slimy-wet, straight from the swamp, bullfrog. The condition was further exacerbated by an incident involving a highly determined and intelligent frog which traveled up 3 flights of stairs, ignoring all other open doors and sizable rooms, in order to jump into realMonet's bed in the middle of the night, while she was doing nothing but lying still. realMonet's mother insisted it was a prince and should have been kissed. realMonet was not amused.
It should be noted that realMonet is also currently single and has accrued a large collection of fairytales and folklore. They have not answered any of her questions.