Dim Sims ISBI 7/28
I wanted to start my own ISBI story since they're really crazy and FUNNY! Thank you to @Lynnwood for posting this for Sims 4. I'm following her rules HERE, although not sure if I'm going to score p...
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Divan decides he’s neglected his wife long enough and asks her on a date.
(Ahem...DIVAN! This is a PG-13 thread. What ARE you doing???)
He leers up at me and says, “Serves you right for peeking, Creator.”
***Wipes face in frustration as steam hisses out of my ears***
Divan then tantalizes his date about the finer points of fast food. “And don’t get me started about dipping fries in chocolate shakes. YUM!”
Kaila seems thoroughly interested. These two are definitely made for each other.
When they arrive home, Kaila goes into labor.
Is Divan worried?
Just look at his cheesy grin in the mirror. Nothing fazes him.
"I'm just liking the view. Pregnant women are sexxxxy!"
(Um...I did NOT need to hear that, Divan.)
"Then get out of my head, Creator."
***glares***
And not one but two babies are born!
Meet little Levi and Lindsey Rex.
Divan immediately goes to help.
(No, Divan, you cannot transform these babies into milkshakes. Now get back to your fatherly duties!)
After the babies are born, the house is a filthy mess, so Brianna cleans. “When can I ever have fun? It’s all work, work, work!” she whines.
So she drops the plate at her feet and goes into the kids bedroom to play blicblock 24-7 like she always does.
Kaila is so happy to have those two monsters from pummeling her belly, she decides to make a drink.
I mean, drinks. And then she leaves them there and trots off to troll teh forums.
(I don't get sim behavior at all.)
Yay! It’s time for the babies to sparkle into kids.
First Lindsey.
And then Levi.
(Divan, why are you always running around in your underwear?)
“Cuz my snuggiemuffins likes me like this.”
(Okay, TMI...)
“You asked, Creator.”
(Sigh)
That night, the happy little family ate all together in the dining area. A first!
But before Divan could wash any dishes...
Fail.
(Divan! You’re failing more than your family who I can’t control! What is up?)
Lazily looking at me, he says, “It’s because you make me a slave to that dangblasted crop out there. I can’t keep this up, Creator!”
(Stop whining already. It’s because of me that you live waaaaay better than most sims at your level. No first gen legacy ever lives in houses like these. Now get outside and weed!)
Oops. I think I pushed him too hard.
Sigh...
