In-Vampiro Fertilisation: A Vampire-Centric 100 Baby Challenge *updated 30/8/2023*

I know! I was surprised when I saw that Floyd and August were no longer friends. I have no idea what they were yelling at each other about either lol

But of course, common sense goes out the window when it comes to TS4!

Yeah well Elle also wanted to get engaged to Don, and J... both non-committal, and I think MCCC married J off to Miko Ojo :joy:
And even back in my first 100 baby challenge I married my 1st matriarch to Vlad when I decided she didn't need any more children... oh no, do I have a soft spot for Vlad now? Actually he has my favourite male sim voice (the warm voice gets me every time... I love it) so I do like Vlad a lot.

I've actually never played as J or had kids with him before, so I don't know of his usual fatherly behaviour haha. But he does have great genetics

I take no notice of the kids' fashion choices so I was blissfully unaware of Floyd's pink sandal fashion faux-pas :joy:

Poor August - it's his teeth, isn't it?

Bugs galore, that's TS4! *plays jingle*

Sorry yeah I should have included a picture of August's dark form when he aged up

Male sims' packages are especially noticeable in those basegame jeans, but only when they're passed out with their butt in the air as Floyd was so helpfully demonstrating. This calls for some, um, scientific experimentation. I'm thinking I need to have a look at those boxer shorts, and the speedos...

The next donor was originally going to be another of my sims, but since Lonnie was already outside, I chose him instead. Ah I love him a lot, and his kids with Elle are both stunning :love:

It was annoying that she and Lonnie had to try again and again. She even has the fertile trait for crying out loud! Lonnie was at the house for so long I thought Vlad was going to catch them at it :D And poor Brandy having to hear that :joy:

Oh my goodness I didn't even notice his head was being impaled :joy: Dang I wish I was more observant and actually noticed that (wow I study science at university, a key component of which is observation, and I can't even see that...)

The randomiser has given me some nice names. Would have been so cool if the Straud triplets had all gotten names beginning with K (Kelsi, Keenan... and then Jack the odd one out) but J comes right before K in the alphabet so it works haha. And Jack ends in a K :D

Yep Jabari is definitely my favourite kid now. He's very handsome when he ages up too

I'm not a fan of those first few lines about the shed myself... Actually I'm just plain not proud of this chapter at all

Most of Vlad's kids are super cute as toddlers. Strange, I think Keenan and Jack lost the pointy ears when I peeked at them as YA earlier. Yeah, just looked at the pictures I posted and they have normal ears. Huh...

Well Elle and Vlad can get married when she has her 100th vampire baby ;)

I don't think any of my teens have aged up with that particular hairstyle before but a few have aged up with receding hairlines lol

I could have sworn that that particular cake (there are 3 different cakes in the fridge at any given time) didn't have candles on it before I put it in the fridge last time I played. But whatever, it was still usable, just couldn't put the candles back on after Kelley aged up

I thought she was coming over to react to August drinking from Floyd but no, she just had to stick her hand there to make a mess. Kelley, what on earth is wrong with you :D Very disturbing... poor Floyd!

I'm going to investigate with the other male bottoms (omg that sounds so bad :joy: ) and what... that area looks like when they're in that position. It should be a fun experience!

Elle and Vlad deserve to be married now after that haha. Especially since Vlad gave her triplets, and I specifically wanted Vlad to be the father of the first set of triplets

She also failed the first time with Orange, or was it Brent? I can't remember but try for baby has failed before. It's annoying.

Oh she definitely is. I love her. Gah who am I kidding, I love all of Elle's kids. Well, I love the vampires a teensy bit more... Sorry Kelley, I don't love you any more lol

Jabari got the best colouration from his parents