SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

Well that's just great. Now Stetson has caught Marina's hysterics. I just checked on him while he was chillin' in the kitchen with Pierce and he was hysterical. I promptly put him to bed. Perhaps my family should all start wearing masks?

Anyway, desperate for an escape from this madness, Bobby found a satellite at a flea market and decided to contact some aliens to have them whisk him away. They complied! However just a few hours later, they returned him and now he keeps getting weird tummy aches and glowing lights. What the heck did they do to him?

Meanwhile, Kyoshi, a romantic mess is sulking because Bobby has been dealing with everything but their bedroom trists. To make whiny Kiyoshi feel better they decided to spice it up by finding a dumpster to get, erm dirty in.

Pierce later decided that if his needs (whatever they are) don't get met soon, he's leaving. Marina has declared that if he goes, she goes. Oh yay, that sounds fun. (Fake excitement)

Rylan and Haliegh have been completely ignored so who knows what's going on with them?

CAN'T WE JUST HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT DRAMA???? PLEASE???