The Not So Super Mario Bro (Updated 4/1/2020)
Psst, this is my first Sims "Story" so to speak. So don't go expecting too much, anyways come and enjoy the weird mess that's going on in my head. Chapter 1: Mario Bros. Behind the Pixel. Welc...
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After spending all of Bob's money and stuck eating leftover pizza while Bob eats a bowl of chips for breakfast, Mario needs a good get rich quick scheme.
Bob: "Wait, spent all of my money? Could've sworn we still had ten simoleons left."
Mario: "About that...."
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The day before.....
Mario: "They told me I can make wishes like this! So it must be true!"
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Mario: "Alright, got a real money making plan here. Do you own a guitar?"
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Bob: "I've never been a musically creative person, so no."
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Mario: "Don't sweat it, I'll buy a new guitar then."
Bob: "Last time I checked, guitars aren't cheap. At least 600 Simoleons."
Mario: "Again, got it covered. Got myself a job to help support us since you're so bad at it."
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You're looking at the newest table washer at the local McTasty's!
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After Bob and Mario came home from work, Mario was quite ecstatic to see women in the hallway! Gotta work that Mario charm.
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Woman: "Oh hey, my name's Samantha. What's yours?"
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Mario: "Wah-hoo! Women like it when you blast party poppers in their faces right?"
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Samantha: "You don't talk to too many women these days huh?"
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Mario: "I was in prison for 16 years."
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Later that night, Mario was busy playing the Super Luigi™ when Bob just wouldn't stop crying.
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Bob: "I'm sorry for crying during the middle of your game Mario, but it's the first Love Day that has passed since Eliza divorced me. I'm just a little down in the dumps."
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Mario: "Rough, you should go talk to her. Recently divorced women like it when their ex-husbands stalk them right? Anyways I'd come with you for support but quite frankly, I don't care."
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So Bob traveled to where Eliza has been living and.......Oh wow. That's a big step up from living with Bob.
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Bob: "Wait, we've only been divorced for 3 months and you already married Malcolm Landgraab?!"
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Eliza: "Eyup, easy choice to make honestly."
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Bob: "But why, what does Malcolm Landgraab have that I don't?"
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Eliza: "Do you have a few hours to spare because I could really go on for hours about why I'd marry Malcolm instead of staying with you. I mean why would I want to be with a Bob Pancakes when I can be with a Malcolm Landgraab?"
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Bob: "How many times do I have to say this? There's nothing wrong with being Bob Pancakes!"
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Aaaaaand that's when Malcolm Landgraab showed up.
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Malcolm: "Eliza, is this poor person bothering you?"
Eliza: "Kinda, but go easy on him.....He's a Pancake."
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Bob: "Hey come on now, we don't have to resort to insults like that!"
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Malcolm: "Okay fine, I know how to handle this so we're all happy? You want that?"
Bob: "Of course I would."
Malcolm: "Good."
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Malcolm: "Unleash the hounds."
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Bob: "OH GOD WHY!?"
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And Bob ran 17 miles while being chased by those rabid dogs......Well actually about 100 feet, even the hounds didn't want to bother with Bob after a few seconds. But it didn't stop Bob from getting the most cardio he's gotten in years.
To be continued.
