The Royal Bachelorette (18/10/18)
Charlotte Adley Nola Samson, Princess of all Celosia, has known all her life she would one day participate in a...selection of sorts. Ten men, one husband amongst them. It seemed natural. After all, s...
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“Jakey, you’re the only man I need in my life,” Simcess cooed as she bent down to rub Jake’s back. Jake’s tail wagged faster as he looked up at her, eyes half-closed in satisfaction.
I mean, if you like dogs, Mark isn't far off.
Simcess sighed and looked out the window to see a figure shimmying out the bathroom window.
You come back here right now young man. Cupid mum did not stick her neck out for you to skip out on the bill!
Mark 10 minutes into the date: Still at home, furiously googling Simcess.
“Jakey, you’re the only man I need in my life,” Simcess cooed as she bent down to rub Jake’s back. Jake’s tail wagged faster as he looked up at her, eyes half-closed in satisfaction.
I mean, if you like dogs, Mark isn't far off.
Simcess sighed and looked out the window to see a figure shimmying out the bathroom window.
You come back here right now young man. Cupid mum did not stick her neck out for you to skip out on the bill!
Mark 10 minutes into the date: Still at home, furiously googling Simcess.
I may possibly have lost some calories by marching up and down my room cackling over every line.
Am I allowed to officially say I ship these two yet?
