Okay why aren't Sims smart?
No like seriously do they really have to be stupid? The sheer.... dumbness of the Sims AI or whatever it is that's controlling them is astounding.
They have to pee, instead of doing so, they run outside to play in the rain. Then when they pee on themselves they get embarrassed for a week.
The obsession with the computer. The obsessions with their phones. Their OBSESSION WITH EACH OTHER.
The Pets... need I say more.
They are hungry, they eat, then they put their dirty plate on the half walls you built to make their house look nice.
The sheer inability to take care of infants and children.
The constant phone calls. My god my Sims are not popular, stop calling them!
The uncancelable (yes I made that word up) queued up 'react to first snow' or 'react to weird light'.
You know, I'm happy there are no cars because all the Sims heads together wouldn't know how to work the PRNDL.
Sorry I'm on generation 3 of my legacy and the autonomy is driving me absolutely mad. It's mystery how the goals are even getting done.