Dear little sims..... #2

Dear little Sims, especially those who are still not making up.

Seriously? That's the umpteenth time I've fixed your bad relationship! Roddy doesn't always have the time to sort things out, because he might be having a leisurely walk, mining rocks and meeting other friends. Just sort it amongst yourselves, and leave Roddy alone.

To the merfolk who want to go out to a fish based restaurant with my sims.

You expect my sims to go to the Diving Pelican for lunch/dinner/breakfast with you? You are a mersim. The Diving Pelican serves fish. Last time I checked, the game says that you can't eat fish.

Dear Little Sims;
Please remember to check your outfits before you go out, otherwise you maybe arrested by the Fashion Police.

Dear little sims,
when you have to go to work, please actually go instead of playing on the PC forever.

Dear little Sim, when you return from work or whatever, could you go straight inside instead of hanging outside the lot?!

Dear little sims

No, there's nothing blocking your way, it's only in your mind. Open the gosh darn door and get your pizza.

Dear little sims,

Why are you invincible when I'm hoping for a murphy bed accident?

Dear little sims,

If you are seated at the couch/dining table together, you DO NOT NEED to stand up and shake hands then return to your seats if you want to start a conversation, or play musical chairs because your seat is taken. i have to direct you to go sit on the couch again to get my photoshots. Just acknowlege each other with a nod like normal beings while you're seated.

Dear Little Sim,

Please, please, for the love of all that is good in this world....Stop eating your dinner on the toilet. I know you really have to go tinkle, but the food will still be there when you come out again!

Dear little vampire sims:

Please explain to me exactly why you want to hang out at the bluffs, where there's no shelter, in the middle of a sunny day?

Dear Servos.
You do not have any orifices with which to fill with food or drink. Please stop ordering drinks from the bar.