Dear little sims..... #2

Dear Little Sim,

Yes, I realize you're experiencing extreme happiness about that great meal, the pretty pictures on the wall, the fact you just had your first kiss, your first girlfriend, your first BFF, got engaged, then married and woo hoo'ed for the first time.

Yes, I know you're now feeling very playful after telling that joke and having it amplified by the aforementioned happiness, but please, PLEASE stop getting hysterical over it all. I've sent you to calm yourself down in a mirror three times now and I'm scared one of these times you're not going to make it and then d... I can't even say it.

Your wife needs you, I need you, and by the way, she hasn't told you yet, but you're going to be a Dad too, so... WAIT! Oh No, oh darn...

I shouldn't have said that... *sigh*

Dear Little Sim,

Stop drinking water. You won't wet yourself.

Funny Thought:
I question the ability for a Sim to replenish needs when the Sim is selected.

Problem: The selected Sim should never get water because I have autonomy turned off for the selected Sim. So no needs are fulfilled by selected Sim. Is that what it means? Is it the reason they don't use the toilet until it's too late. Is this the cause ... when I play just one Sim and the Sim just stands there unless I tell him to do something. Is this the idle Sim bug players complain about? I am confused. Do we need a way to idle the game so no Sims are selected. Is there already a way to do this?

Dear little simmies,

When asked to clean up the dishes, please do not collect them all into a pile and then dump them in a random place.

Dear little sims,

If I want you to sit down when you talk, I'll sit you down! Until then, stand up! Your legs aren't broken.

Dear little sims,

When you DO sit down while you talk, STAY IN THAT SEAT! This isn't musical chairs!

Dear little sims,

You live with your family. You see them every single day. You have a good relationship, you love them. We know this, it says so on your relationship bar. Lovely. But surely, when you're sitting at the table eating breakfast/lunch/dinner when it's only been 3 hours since you last saw those lovely family members, you could just say "Hi" and carry on eating? Why did you miss them so much in those 3 hours that you literally have to abandon your food, leave the table and bear hug said family members before you can speak to them and continue eating? EVERY. TIME.!?

This^^^ GAH!! :#

Dear little Sims,

When I'm in first person view and trying to get a good shot, please don't face the camera with your back towards the trees when you're talking to the sim I'm controlling. Especially in Selvadorada, where there are trees literally everywhere. (Yes, I know, lowering the view distance can help, but still.) And don't keep opening your mouth when you're kissing a child sim on the cheek. It looks ridiculous.

Dear Little Sim,
Stop talking to me when I am doing Uni Homework or studying on the computer.
I’m mostly talking to the librarian at the Uni library!

Dear Little non-played Sims.

No, I don't want to go anywhere with you. I'll call you myself. Stop asking.
Also - please, take care of your children on time.
I'm tired of seeing kids getting taken away (True story).