Dear little sims,

dear little sims your so funny don't ever change

P.S.: Cover your home in garlic :D

Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind.. :#

Dear Little Sims,

Please dress appropriately for the weather. Seriously. I can’t keep an eye on all of you when another household is active. Please stop freezing yourselves to death.

Sincerely,
Your Creator, who is not nearly as all-knowing or all-powerful as you seem to think.

P.S. - Heather, you chose to go out and freeze while I wasn’t paying attention. Please stop constantly calling your living relatives and trying to invite them over. I’m not even sure how that’s supposed to work; are you trying to invite them to join you in the afterlife? Please just stop and accept the fact that you are dead. They will still mourn you on Rememberance Day.

Dear Sims
Instead of standing around being annoyed when your kitchen is dirty, clean it! Also, please stop randomly "sticking" every so often because it's irritating.

Books belong in the bookcase or your inventory. They do not belong on the floor in front of the bookcase, on the kitchen counters, outside by the garden bench, or next to your toddler's bed. And, while we're at it, you have a table and chair in the kitchen. Your sleeping toddler's bed is not an appropriate place for dining.

"zamira82;c-16706991" wrote:
Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind.. :#

Oh man I'm just waking up but you guys are awesome I didn't expect responses but this is great :)

"zamira82;c-16706991" wrote:
Dear Little Sims,

I get it when you want a pool at least 1x1. Out of love, I give you a pool more than 1x1. I don't get it, why do you still want another 1x1 pool? Should I add 1x1 little by little till you can swim laps? And I get it that you want a bee box, but, whenever you're playing with it, you got stung and you become so stressful. Don't you know how stressful for me to see how tense you are, which was just right before you're going to work? Let's work these whims out before I move on to other households.

Love,
Your Creator.

p/s: I don't know how this thread works. I just chimed in, if you don't mind.. :#

The pool wish is so irritating. Also, one of my families wanted a bee box when they already had one.

Dear Little Sims,

This is your God speaking. You've given me countless hours of entertainment at your expense and in repayment I think I'll make a new family to join the congregation. I'll give them no home, no toilet and the cheapest grill...

PS. Yes that was me who dressed the townies. BWAHAHAHA.

Dear little sims, is it really necessary to use that umbrella when going from the house to the greenhouse? It's only a couple of feet. Love you all though.