Dear Little (Sims 3) Sims,
I know a lot of other watchers can be scary and demanding, but just know that I'm not one of them. Everything I do is to help YOU be happy.
Damien, the reason I have you work so hard is because I want you to achieve your dream of reaching level 10 of your career. Neva, when you caught on fire, I tried making you put yourself out in the shower, but you wouldn't move. (I still "thank my lucky stars" that the firefighter saved you.) Daniel, the reason I sent you to boarding school is because I knew you weren't doing well in public school and that it was stressing you out. I even sent you to an art school since you're artistic. Nellie, you just became a child, but I promise I'll make your life great.
That rodent you used to have, but I sold? It was to afford a bed for Daniel. (You didn't like it anyways, Neva.) Damien, the reason I haven't granted any of your midlife crisis wishes is because, I'm just gonna say it, they're stupid and you'll regret them later. Those new neighbors that are moving in soon? 2 of them are the future spouses of Daniel and Nellie! You probably wonder why I don't use cheats. Sure, I can make your needs permanently filled and give you a million simoleons, but how can you enjoy something if you don't work for it? Besides, I don't want you to be lazy spoiled brats.
All of those watchers who have their sims cheat on each other and kill them on purpose? I would never do that to you! And do you know why? It's because I love you, so much. I want to continue taking care of you all the way until you die of old age. Neva and Damien, I love you so much that I transferred you into this save from a corrupted save in THE SIMS 4! I just want you to know that, even if you make stupid decisions, I'll still love you.
Yours truly,
Your One and Only Watcher