Please do better in taking care of yourselves you silly little pixels. Understand the sidewalk is not better than your bed. Feeling bored? Well how about using that $10k computer I bought you to play ...
Please do not cover the floor of the living room with dishes, when I gave you a dishwasher and two perfectly good trash cans to dispose of your dishes.
Please do not wear yellow ankle socks with strappy high heels. Do not wear any color of ankle socks with strappy high heels.