Do you normally create a version of your own family?

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Uhm... I think I am more masculine than my cousin. He's imo, a bit more... err, less masculine? That is, despite being in the army.

Imagine if they actually included that Thomas the Train ballad in the game. That would be so awesome, as many people wouldn't even realize that it's Thomas the Train, as it would become Thomas the Horse.

I am glad they added her in (Triss), since she's the best. I would have been upset had they not added her in the game. As for Yennefer, I sorta-ish like her. What about DAI, what are your fav characters so far? For me, I would say the Inquisitor, Josephine and Iron Bull.

You know, I think all those games should be romanceable, like in real life. Maybe not the weird love triangle that my Geralt is in... but rather a normal non-triangle. Oh God, I mean square. 3 women plus Geralt. That's even worse. 🥺 What has he done??? God have mercy...

Ok, with what you're saying about what Yennefer does, she's a complete psychopath. Like born and raised as one. Jeez, girl... she's insane. Thank God my Geralt loves Triss, Keira and Yennefer. Poor * *smh*.

You know, I always wondered if Ciri would ever fall for Geralt. After all, Geralt is a perv, and well I know nothing of Ciri lol. I wouldn't put it past either of them. AND you said that she wished she was in Yennefer's place. That says it all 😂 The adult Ciri looks good.

I definitely will stay away from those crazy people who think they can make people feel bad. Thank you for being on the front line and making sure those baddies don't try corrupting me and others. We both know Triss is better 🥰 She is warm and fuzzy, or bubbly as you said.

Concerning Cullen, alright, so Cullen is more akin to my cousin. I'm more like something in between Alastair (from DAO) and Blackwall. In real life, I'm definitely not a "Barbie". 😂😂😂 Don't get me wrong, I can look good if need be, but not my forte like my cousin with his Chihuahua.

Once I get back into DAI, I wanna show you my Barbie. She's a tall one, and she's a real badass.

Oh! The truth is, the Dwarf in my story is obviously cute enough, since he's dating this pretty damn good looking Human woman. If you ever create Hornack... please make him good looking. For the love of God, please do!

@Midevil_Chaos 

Go for it! be a masculine non Chihuahua owner. 😂

It seems I'll have to clear some of my previous message up 😂

I thought I'd put it correctly but it seems I might not have! Lol. It's Triss who wishes to be in Yennefer's place, not Ciri 😂 Geralt loves Ciri as a daughter and Ciri loves Geralt as her Father, I know he's a perv big time but that's too much even for Sapkowski! 😂🤣 Triss is the one who lets herself get ill to get closer to Geralt, as her love in the books is unrequited. Triss in the books who is the one who cannot stand up to the Lodge of Sorceresses until the end when she finally becomes stronger and choses the right decision in putting Ciri, Geralt and Yennefer first. Yennefer and Triss were actually close friends until Triss became obsessed with Geralt, of course leading to Yennefer becoming upset but does forgive Triss. Actually Triss isn't in the books much, so we don't get as much information about her as some others. Triss is actually probably around 40-30 years younger than Yennefer and Geralt. BTW just for reference Geralt and Yennefer are in their 90's and Triss is probably in her 40-50's it's never really specified when Triss was born, unlike Yen and Ciri so that's an around guess. Triss is the second youngest in the Lodge, the youngest is Keira, and the oldest is most likely Philippa.

TBH, Geralt has waayyyy to many flings in the books! He has 3 with redheads alone, which seem to be his weakness. 😂

What you said about Ciri and Geralt reminded me of The Crones saying "If she's shapely what does it matter, hehehe" 🤣

Lol, your is cousin going for the preened look and you're going for the rugged one! I get it, you bounce of each other. 😂 You're just being a little bit less Chihuahua! 🤣

Oooo, I love a barbie badass, as you know! 😂

Trust me, Hornack will be the "Absolute Babe of Thedas" that will be his nickname. Never mind the "Herald of Andraste"  🤣

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Are you saying I'm less masculine than my cousin? 😂 All I can say is that I am more charming than he is. For the sake of not insulting him [further], I will say no more. 🤣

Ohhhhh, that makes more sense about that triangle (square, whatever). Geralt is a Goddamn pig of you ask me lol. I'm just happy I'm less humble than him, much less of a womanizer than he is, but better looking. I did say less humble. 😂😂😂

That's weird they opted to include Triss in the game though. Don't get me wrong, I love Triss in comparison to Yennefer. As for Ciri, I still think she's got a thing for Geralt? Who wouldn't? Ok, I wouldn't for multiple reasons, but that being said, Ciri (adult) is good looking. I could say she's not my type, but her skill set against enemies is impressive as hell. It reminds me a bit of the main character(s) in Lord of the Rings: Shadow of Mordor (please tell me you have played it - if not, pleeeeeease get the game. I'll even buy it for you if I have to! 😂 ). I think you would absolutely love the game. Story is unfortunately only 10 hours long, but there is a boat load more to do in the game though.

And you are right, she is shapely (Ciri that is), whatever that actually means. Can't argue with 3 insane witches. I mean, how could you argue with them? Their word is absolute, and binding. That's how it is with witches.

Well, out of the 2, I am more similar to Blackwall lol. So yeah, more rugged than my cousin lol. Though, I wouldn't wear Blackwall's attire, as it's too... shapely? 

I appreciate you 😊 He will indeed be known as "The Absolute Babe of Thedas" or if you wanna take it a notch up: "The Deliciously Babelicious Dwarf of Thedas". 🤣🤣🤣

@Midevil_Chaos 

LOL! Your poor cousin is getting completely dissed here, poor thing! 😂

Go for it! Never hide your light under a bushel, as they say! There I go again with the stereotypical Grandma sayings! 😅🤣

OMG, no I haven't played that I'm so sorry. 😂 I did say I was no expert gamer though, I will totally look into it though. You really know your games, unlike me! 😅😂

Shapely just means a good figure! I suppose the most common way to say that is the word curvaceous. Blackwall being considered shapely too, huh. 😂 He's bit of a tank, so I suppose he is curvaceous really, Lol.

Absolutely!! 😂🤣 That does most definitely fit more! But could I recommend " The Hottest, Strongest, Most Desirable, Deliciously, Babelicious Dwarf of Thedas, Who Also Happens To Be The Shortest, Luscious Darling Of Andraste".  Him just being introduced would strike fear into all rivals. 🤣😂🤣

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Girl, he could whoop my *** - actually, I just assume, I don't actually know lol. Though I will say, he is a very small man (probably around 5"7). I will leave it at that, and not talk about the size of his hands.

Ok lol, I guess you want me to praise myself? I'm more educated than my cousin, I'm younger, better looking, fairly charming. If this wasn't enough, I have high IQ although I'm not very humble, but I am goofy like Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire. And unlike him, I don't have an accent when speaking French or English. Not that it matters, but I am a better writer than he is. Well... I guess it does matter, depending on the context(?). 😎

Oh! You are missing out. Please looking into it! There are 2 games, but I prefer the original one. Shadow of War is good, but not as good imo.

I figured that's what it meant, but in the context it really made him look like a pervert. Which he is, obviously. What can you say when you play as a man as perverted as he is? It's truly a shame that you can't temper his very liberal

tendencies. At some point, why does he have to be in a love rectangle? Next thing you know, it's gonna be a pentagon. Nobody wants to see... oh right, mostly male audience. *smh* Nevermind I guess. For me at least, I would have preferred him to be more tempered in that regard. But, what can you do? Keep playing lol. 😅

LOL, yes, right? Blackwall is a paragon of masculinity in his shapely attire. 😂😂😂 You know it! You know he's eye candy? I think, I will defer to you for that. 😂 In one of my female playthroughs, I actually went for him. It was probably the most epic backstory you could have witnessed honestly. 🙄 Oh, get your head out of the gutter, I am talking about the actual backstory that was epic in so many ways. I think it would have gotten you all emotional. Scout's Honour!

Girl, you really, really, really, truly got me at "Luscious Darling of Andraste". That got me emotional. 😃 I know you'll take care of my Dwarf. Oh and indeed it would strike fear into his enemies, and also a hell of a lot of confusion. 😂😂😂

@Midevil_Chaos 

OMG! You really went there! Jeeeez your cousin has just been absolutely roasted. 😂🤣 I'm sure you're French is way better than mine too! Je ne sais quoi! 😂

Seriously, Geralt isn't that bad 😂 Like I said before Geralt is actually a darling, at least mine is. Lol! His relationship with Ciri is really wholesome. Those crones are just unhinged! 😂 My Geralt was never in a love triangle once he recovered his memory. He was a very good boy!..........Apart from Keira.....maybe. 😂

I didn't have my head in the gutter at all! 😂 I know you didn't just romance Blackwall because he's a tank, you romanced him because he's a tank with a good backstory. 🤣😂

I'm so glad our favourite Dwarf has an amazing title now! Lol. Much to the absolute terror of his rivals! 🤣

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. I promise, right? 🤣🤣🤣

And yes, you are right. But! To be fair, I've spoken French (and English) my entire life, so... 

Katie proceeds to romance 2-3 women using Geralt, and then claims that no, she swears, he's not so bad. He's just a terrible man, with the case of womanizing, because of course, why wouldn't womanizing be normal? ... Katie, I hope you're not saying that you're mananizing right now. I would be disappointed if that is what you were saying. *sigh* 🤭🤭🤭

In terms of Geralt, girl you are saying he was in a love triangle. It's very cute that you're trying to defend his lustful attitudes. Is... Geralt your type of man, that is if you're defending him the way you are? I'm not judging (as I smile, saying that). 😂 I must say, it is rare to see women say things like that, but it's refreshing as opposed to see a man normally be the one saying that stuff. I can't blame you, you have posted later than usual and had a lot to say about Geralt yesterday/today thus far. I was impressed at that, and wanted to respond, but I had to go so I couldn't until now. That being said, seems like you really want to get some things off your chest about Geralt and his supposedly "non" womanzing ways.

Oh, of course not. I apologize, you did not have your head there. Mea culpa. 😂 As for Blackwall, you romance him because you want to have good fashion advice from him, as a tank. 😂 I mean... why else romance him?

As for Hornack, now if we double the length of the title... he can vanquish his enemies without doing anyone anything. By just appearing, bam! He gets experience points as they just die like that. No fuss, no mess, no blood. (in case you're wondering, I had accidentally written "anyone", but left it there because that was funny 😂😂😂). 

@Midevil_Chaos 

That's amazing! I have such a respect for people who can speak multiple languages. My brother is fluent in German, I have no idea why he decided on German, as I don't think he knows any German people. 😂 I don't think I inherited the same amazing patience to learn a language from back to front, I just know how to swear in different languages, say hello, my name and that I love something. Not helpful in any real situations as anyone would be extremely weirded out. 🤣🤣🤣 

Lol! Noooooo 😂 I wasn't defending Geralt, in fact I agree with Yennefer's stance on "I don't care you lost your memory, why couldn't you just keep it in your pants for one minute, jeeezzzz! 🙄"  😂🤣

As for Blackwall, I appreciate him going for the brooding warrior look. 😂 My elfy gal is going for a elegant look to the point she really looks unprepared for any fight, so maybe she needs to take some fashion advice from Blackwall. 😂

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Yaaaaaaaaay! You respect me because of that! 🤗🤗🤗

As for German, it would be very useful if he played Star Trek Online, as it has a very big German following lol. That's probably why he learnt it, so he could interact with random people? I dunno, maybe he's a history buff and enjoys learning about WWII? Or even WWI.

As for Geralt, you're talking about the average man. I'm not sure what you expect from him? I dunno, but... Probably won't happen. 😂😂😂 Geralt is, tbh, a bit more "manlier" than most men. Which I don't think is a good think. I personally think he's a complete pervert who doesn't know that women have emotions, and goes around committing acts of perversion. But, what can you do? It's not like the game(s) discourages this type of behaviour. In fact, it encourages them, because, mostly male audience? Which doesn't really make it better. As I said in an earlier post, I don't like the fact that Geralt is not in a love rectangle. I am very disappointed in his behaviour, and I would like for him to shut up about Yennefer. Like dude, Triss, concentrate on Triss. Please! For the love of God!

Bahahahah, have you ever heard of the term "sleeper pc"? Basically, a sleeper pc is a computer that either looks like hot garbage (old case) or maybe isn't even using a PC case. But, inside is this awesome computer that may be worth 3-4 grands. From the exterior, it doesn't look like it could do much, but once turned on, oh oh, it does a lot more than what people expect it to. THAT is what you adorable Elf looks like.

@Midevil_Chaos 

Lol, I never thought of learning German for that reason, maybe that was it all along! 😂

Hahaha! Oh my goodness Geralt is getting dissed here! He can't shut up about Yennefer because she's an important part of the story, whether you romance her or not. 🤣

I haven't heard of the term sleeper PC but it does sound like my inquisitor. 😂 My Elf is going for a dazzling look indeed! Maybe she'll just scare any enemies away with her amazing fashion sense alone. 🤣🤣 I still can't choose my favourite character in DAI. So far they're all likeable IMO. 😄