Do you normally create a version of your own family?

@Midevil_Chaos 

OMG! You really went there! Jeeeez your cousin has just been absolutely roasted. 😂🤣 I'm sure you're French is way better than mine too! Je ne sais quoi! 😂

Seriously, Geralt isn't that bad 😂 Like I said before Geralt is actually a darling, at least mine is. Lol! His relationship with Ciri is really wholesome. Those crones are just unhinged! 😂 My Geralt was never in a love triangle once he recovered his memory. He was a very good boy!..........Apart from Keira.....maybe. 😂

I didn't have my head in the gutter at all! 😂 I know you didn't just romance Blackwall because he's a tank, you romanced him because he's a tank with a good backstory. 🤣😂

I'm so glad our favourite Dwarf has an amazing title now! Lol. Much to the absolute terror of his rivals! 🤣

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. I promise, right? 🤣🤣🤣

And yes, you are right. But! To be fair, I've spoken French (and English) my entire life, so... 

Katie proceeds to romance 2-3 women using Geralt, and then claims that no, she swears, he's not so bad. He's just a terrible man, with the case of womanizing, because of course, why wouldn't womanizing be normal? ... Katie, I hope you're not saying that you're mananizing right now. I would be disappointed if that is what you were saying. *sigh* 🤭🤭🤭

In terms of Geralt, girl you are saying he was in a love triangle. It's very cute that you're trying to defend his lustful attitudes. Is... Geralt your type of man, that is if you're defending him the way you are? I'm not judging (as I smile, saying that). 😂 I must say, it is rare to see women say things like that, but it's refreshing as opposed to see a man normally be the one saying that stuff. I can't blame you, you have posted later than usual and had a lot to say about Geralt yesterday/today thus far. I was impressed at that, and wanted to respond, but I had to go so I couldn't until now. That being said, seems like you really want to get some things off your chest about Geralt and his supposedly "non" womanzing ways.

Oh, of course not. I apologize, you did not have your head there. Mea culpa. 😂 As for Blackwall, you romance him because you want to have good fashion advice from him, as a tank. 😂 I mean... why else romance him?

As for Hornack, now if we double the length of the title... he can vanquish his enemies without doing anyone anything. By just appearing, bam! He gets experience points as they just die like that. No fuss, no mess, no blood. (in case you're wondering, I had accidentally written "anyone", but left it there because that was funny 😂😂😂). 

@Midevil_Chaos 

That's amazing! I have such a respect for people who can speak multiple languages. My brother is fluent in German, I have no idea why he decided on German, as I don't think he knows any German people. 😂 I don't think I inherited the same amazing patience to learn a language from back to front, I just know how to swear in different languages, say hello, my name and that I love something. Not helpful in any real situations as anyone would be extremely weirded out. 🤣🤣🤣 

Lol! Noooooo 😂 I wasn't defending Geralt, in fact I agree with Yennefer's stance on "I don't care you lost your memory, why couldn't you just keep it in your pants for one minute, jeeezzzz! 🙄"  😂🤣

As for Blackwall, I appreciate him going for the brooding warrior look. 😂 My elfy gal is going for a elegant look to the point she really looks unprepared for any fight, so maybe she needs to take some fashion advice from Blackwall. 😂

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Yaaaaaaaaay! You respect me because of that! 🤗🤗🤗

As for German, it would be very useful if he played Star Trek Online, as it has a very big German following lol. That's probably why he learnt it, so he could interact with random people? I dunno, maybe he's a history buff and enjoys learning about WWII? Or even WWI.

As for Geralt, you're talking about the average man. I'm not sure what you expect from him? I dunno, but... Probably won't happen. 😂😂😂 Geralt is, tbh, a bit more "manlier" than most men. Which I don't think is a good think. I personally think he's a complete pervert who doesn't know that women have emotions, and goes around committing acts of perversion. But, what can you do? It's not like the game(s) discourages this type of behaviour. In fact, it encourages them, because, mostly male audience? Which doesn't really make it better. As I said in an earlier post, I don't like the fact that Geralt is not in a love rectangle. I am very disappointed in his behaviour, and I would like for him to shut up about Yennefer. Like dude, Triss, concentrate on Triss. Please! For the love of God!

Bahahahah, have you ever heard of the term "sleeper pc"? Basically, a sleeper pc is a computer that either looks like hot garbage (old case) or maybe isn't even using a PC case. But, inside is this awesome computer that may be worth 3-4 grands. From the exterior, it doesn't look like it could do much, but once turned on, oh oh, it does a lot more than what people expect it to. THAT is what you adorable Elf looks like.

@Midevil_Chaos 

Lol, I never thought of learning German for that reason, maybe that was it all along! 😂

Hahaha! Oh my goodness Geralt is getting dissed here! He can't shut up about Yennefer because she's an important part of the story, whether you romance her or not. 🤣

I haven't heard of the term sleeper PC but it does sound like my inquisitor. 😂 My Elf is going for a dazzling look indeed! Maybe she'll just scare any enemies away with her amazing fashion sense alone. 🤣🤣 I still can't choose my favourite character in DAI. So far they're all likeable IMO. 😄

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Yeah, or if you plan to go to Germany or if you'd like to watch German movies or something. So many, yet limited uses for the language alone! I think you should learn a second language too. 😂 I've always known 2 languages, so it's a bit of an unfair "competition".

Geralt being dissed? I mean you mean I'm being truthful about Geralt. The way I see it: He gets rid of Yennefer or maybe tells her he absolutely hates etc., and then bam! She's not around anymore. She curses him, and then he's screwed because he's like that man that was cursed by a woman before dying and he turned into that Werewolf thing on Skellige. See, problem... solved, with a dash of morbid delirium. I may not treat someone else like that, but Geralt? Pfff, I would NOT be surprised if he did that, because of 1 word: Geralt. His name says it all. Geralt is English for "pervert". 😂😂😂

As for Triss, yeah, how can you not love her? That would be my question to anyone who hates her. 😂 Don't get me wrong, Yennefer (from what I've seen thus far) is a mystery unto herself who enjoys torturing Geralt. Perhaps this is done on purpose, so as to "chase" him away so he can "chase" women? The perfect womanizing scheme from that couple, perhaps?  Not sure why she would do that, but maybe because she saw the future where he dies a horrible death, and has difficulty coming to grips with this reality? I look at it like this: if Geralt died a horrible death, I would gladly play as Ciri.

It's hard, I know lol. They are all interestingly special in their own way. But, the more you play, the more you may see some machinations and schemes afoot. I'm not saying you will, but you might (depending who you "prefer"). That being said, I'll be very interested in knowing who's your fav at the end of the road.

This is an example of a sleeper PC:

@Midevil_Chaos 

It's very handy to have a second language and extremely impressive for sure! I'm always star-struck by it. Lol.

Your relationship with Geralt is difficult, isn't it 😂 I personally really like Geralt, He's just a misunderstood dear. There's only one thing Geralt's perverted about, and that's Gwent. 🤣🤣

Ahhh! There's already too much scheming going on in the game anyway! 😂 I just will plan to ignore their plans and schemes and make sure they all hopefully survive to the end of the game. 😅😂

That PC is smexy! It's vintage but not on the inside. I personally think that it looks cute! 😂

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

Indeed it is!

Hold your horses, my dear! I just played (this morning) the game, and I had Lambert, Eskel AND Geralt all crossdress in an attempt to contact the Lodge, so they could get some women over. Why? Because they were drunk, and they thought they wouldn't answer since they didn't look like witches, so they wore Yennefer's clothes .That * was hilarious, girl! Ultimately, they contacted some random person who then contacted his guards and said that the Lodge was after him. 😂

So... There is misunderstood and then there is misunderstood. Even Yennefer, when she got up wearing only her lingerie, said something like: "I don't know what you are doing, but go to bed now!" I couldn't make this * up, even if I wanted to. 😂😂😂 I really hope you saw that when you played the game, because OMG was it ever hilarious!

I don't know how they survived thus far as this point, but that stuff was sooooooo funny.

Glad you like the PC 😊 Not mine or anything, but yeah, looks well made.

Oh, and there is something I couldn't resist sharing. Like dude, I can't believe the devs came up with this as a name for this character (name in green):

@Midevil_Chaos 

Yes! That's one of the funniest moments in the game! "Summon the witches" I put witches to not be swearing on a public forum, but we all know what Eskel really says! 😂 I play it that way every time, I just can't resist the temptation. 🤣

I know what you mean about Uma! I couldn't believe they called him that either. 🤭😂

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

I couldn't agree more. I burst out laughing, and usually don't laugh like that that often honestly.

As for Uma... like dude, people in the game thought it might be Ciri LOL. And then you had Lambert calling the thing effing damn ugly. Like damn dude! 😂😂😂

@Midevil_Chaos 

I laughed out loud at it too! I still love that option "You're a genius!" 😂

I love Lambert! He's one of my favourites. He just comes out with what he thinks. Also you're approaching bits of the game I cried like a baby at. I was in tears at way too many parts of The Witcher though, NGL  😅😂

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

He is a genius. Just the stupid kind. 😂😂😂

I feel like Lambert is troubled by his part though, which is probably why he acts the way he does and says the things he says. Remember, he was forced to become a Witcher, while his father was a complete a-hole. That's gotta be hard for Lambert to have to deal with.

You know, I finally googled what NGL meant. I don't know how I spent all these years not knowing what that acronym meant. 😂

I'm at the part where he has to rescue a bunch of Dwarves. I think Dwarves, as the voice of their leader sounds like the one of a Dwarf, and they're locked in a house. Are you saying there are more funny parts there?

Btw, I sent a bunch of people to the castle, and I had sent Triss there after Geralt told her he loved her. But she was nowhere to be found. So... where the hell is she anyhow?

The whole bit you're on now I really cried at, I can't tell anymore as it would be pure spoilers. 😂

He is troubled, but that's probably the same for all of the Witchers, TBH. 😅😂

I just like to think Triss, Keira and the others are just slow travelers. 😂 BTW did you send my girl Keira to Kear Morhen? I'm being nosey. 😂

@Mrs_K_Desormeaux 

I didn't realize you had replied lol. 

Yeah, that part was hilarious as hell. And yeah, the Witchers are all messed up, especially Lambert. Like dude, gets defensive as all when it comes to the possible creation of new Witchers.

Slow? I dunno about that LOL. They can use portals to travel wherever they want XD. Maybe they just don't like Geralt. Uhm yeah, Keria went to Kaer Morhen. I didn't ask her though, and then she had the gall to say something like, "if I knew it was that dangerous, I never would have come! Consider us even, now." And the fact that Lambert went WITH her afterwards, like damn, why? Was he THAT attractive? As least he does look better than Eskel in women's garb. 😂😂😂