Eating now takes about 10 seconds - that should have been showering instead

Maybe there was an office presentation chart that showed a vertical line indicating "Slow" at the bottom and "Fast" at the top. Maybe this is the gist of all fix-it meetings that use such presentations:

Meeting leader: "Ok, so we seem to be currently stuck at Slow. How do we proceed?"

Everybody points to the top item while nodding at each other as they point.

Meeting leader: "But what about something between?"

Everybody else seems baffled and says, "But... there's nothing in between. What are you even on about?"