Nannys.. 1. Elderly lady who never left the house even when not working. Was constantly sleeping in the kids beds etc...
2. Creepy old man with the evil Trait who was more interested in chatting with my happily married mother than looking after kids.
3. Fun young man who was great with the kids but ignored the babies and tots.
Switched to butlers...
1. Elderly. Did nothing. Died after 3 days.
2. 2. Young eager to work. Died unexpectedly after 4 days.
3. Same as 2.
4. Died after 2 hours.
We now have parents who do all the child care themselves haha ?