There’s only one way to do this right folks.
For each week you participate in this virtual “Nature’s Calling” event, you must go outside and touch grass. Not artificial grass, the real stuff. Actually go outdoors and do it. I dare ye.
And none of that “but I live in the middle of a desert” nonsense. There will be grass somewhere.
Don’t worry I’ll be out there touching grass and breathing in trees. I do that anyway. I just wonder how far others will go. 🧝🏼♂️🧙🏻♂️
ETA: 4 weeks of touching grass before I can get my hands on that outhouse…
Are gardening gloves allowed?
also do I have to touch grass with all fingers or will touching it with say my little finger do?
also does it count if I bring grass to veranda with my boots and then pick it up from the floor hence touching the grass?
how about grass in potted plants?
Or if I find grass in my cats fur will touching that grass count? as long as I am outdoors?
Instructions unclear 🧐
Breathing in trees shouldn't be a problem though...as long as sneezing afterwards is allowed
Don't worry, although it is rare condition it should be over in a week, if the symptoms persist for more than 2 weeks however, do contact your local health care provider/witch doctor👍💚
*Awkward bow of thanks before hides and disappears into bushes*
