True. The Sims shouldn’t confuse little children who are not allowed to play this game.
Just the other day I had a family visiting. One of the family members is a 5 year old. Cute as a button. Wanders into my backyard and starts picking the fruit of one of my Plasma trees. Just like that. It sorta teleported to her hand and she swallowed it whole.
I said: “NOO that was my din dins! Now I have to take a drink from your mother and your dad won’t like that, because it makes her all woozy and dazed and when your mother is all woozy and dazed she won’t be able to do anything for the next 12 hours. To make matters worse, your dad is useless and won’t be able to look after you right now because he too was dumb enough to eat from a mysterious fruit that he didn’t know anything about. It makes his face look all distorted and all he does now is run around like a lunatic or just stand there staring into nothingness with this gosh awful smirk. This is why they came to see me in the first place. To ask for help! They wanted me to find something in my garden to reverse the curse but I can’t help right now because it’s daytime and too sunny and sure look over here little cupcake, my skin is starting to sizzle!”
She kinda giggled at that but I didn’t think it was funny because me sizzling away in the sunshine ain’t good. It ain’t good at all.
I think her mother copped on and before I could do anything irresponsible she took her and her hubby and left. I remember the mother saying to the little girl:
“You can’t be picking fruit from that nice man’s trees. He’s a vegetarian and those trees are the only things keeping him in existence right now.”
She was right. Keep your kids and husbands away from things they don’t know anything about. It could not only cost their lives, it could even kill someone who’s already dead.
Anyway I’m fine now in case anyone got worried. I ran back inside, spent some time in my coffin and by the time I woke up from my slumber it was the next night and the fruit had grown back. Close call though. Close call.
