Overly friendly locals in Sulani?

My family currently lives in Sulani, and while the neighborhood is nice in sulani and the locals will repair things for you, some stay at my house WAAAAAY too long. In fact, there's some random in my bed right now.. Creepy.
http://i.imgur.com/TqnOvLTl.jpg
When I kicked him out he had the AUDACITY to go into the kid's bed..
http://i.imgur.com/5ZDegnVl.jpg
I encourage you to share any funny stories you've had with locals in Sulani!