Pets sending curfew texts and other amusing in-game texts

I just got the parenthood pack last week so I'm still figuring out all the gameplay features, but I was just highly amused when my dog texted my child that curfew was about to start (meant to get a screen shot but was too late).

The texting/phone call system on the Sims 4 is kind of hot mess - what's your favorite/most amusing text that your sim has received?