Here's a few of mine:
1. Child Sims calling my YA Sim asking if he wants to come out and play. Uh, not happening, first and foremost not appropriate and second, we've never met. o.O
2. Condolence calls from beyond the grave. Mom's a ghost, but she still calls to say she's sorry to hear your 'friend' passed away. The 'friend' was her husband, your Dad.
3. Chatting with someone on the phone and look out the window to see them knocking at your door.
4. Accidentally call a Sim after hours and get yelled at because, "I'm sleeping." Look out the window to see them walk by your house. Hmm, must be sleep walking I guess. *shrugs*
5. Sims couple sitting on a bed chatting. Things get amorous, shall we woohoo? Okay, but first let's run down three flights of stairs and go outside to confirm, do a little happy dance and....cancel the action!
6. Sim sitting on the couch eating a meal and watching TV. Okay, I'm finished eating think I'll throw the dish on the floor, stand up and walk over to the side of the couch to stand there and keep watching the show.
7. Toddler has to go potty REAL BAD, but the potty is full. Daddy or Mommy empties the potty and puts the bag in a nearby bin. Okay, cool now go help your Toddler. Nope, I need to empy every trash bin on every floor of the house first, okay? See ya in a few hours kid.
8. I don't care if we're in the middle of a very flirty conversation and you just asked me to woohoo, I need to go jogging right now!
9. Sim picks up dirty dish and heads for the dishwasher. Stops in front of it, turns around heads for the bathroom sink instead. Why? Oh Watcher the dishwasher is too scary! *shivers*
10. Watcher I want to talk to that Sim jogging by. Okay, click on the Sim they stop and watch your Sim running over. Nah, I don't want to talk to you afterall, bye! Sim turns and runs when your Sim is 10 feet away. "Wait! Wait! Come back! I love you!"
Silly Sims, I just love them though, even if they do have some annoying, inefficient habits! Happy Simming y'all! <3