Realm of Magic Official Countdown Thead (Release Day Now Available)!!!!!

*Swoops out of the sky, spiraling downwards on runaway broom, screaming in terror and clinging for life. Whizzes past everyone, sideswipes lamp post, spins out of control, skids, and crashes spectacularly into a hollow of dirt in a cloud of dust, worms, hair pins and striped stockings,*

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*Slowly props up, coughing, still holding broken broom handle, torn and crumpled hat tilted precariously over side of head. Looks at everyone, smiles widely, displaying chipped tooth.*

Did Somebody say one week?