Okay so ever since seeing "Nushnushganay;c-17750508" wrote: Are You Really Cheating on Your Spouse if You Woohoo With a Scarecrow? I've been curious about what my Patchy might look like. But sadl...
It doesn't surprise me that he is mean. He always picked on my toddlers and they had festering grudges on him more often than not. (In my game he's a friend, not a household member, comes down from his pole either to help around the house or to repeatedly pretend-harvest the robot station. Idk.)