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Gnomes Are People Too.

My spellcaster is a best selling fantasy author...

Her fantasy novels are:

Harriet Peter and the Wizard's Pebble

Harriet Peter and the Dungeon of Mystery

Harriet Peter and the Convict of Abzakan

Harriet Peter and the Chalice of Flame

Harriet Peter and the Organization of the Sphinx

Harriet Peter and the Quarter-Breed Duke

Harriet Peter and the Ghastly Artifacts

Amazing Creatures and How to Acquire Some

Amazing Creatures: The Misdemeanors of Gordalwind

A few novels by my author sim, Harry Morecombe featuring his kooky brother, Capn Eddie from Sulani (both guys are ancient vampires)

"OMG Is that a Dead Body?!"
A murder mystery where Capn' Eddie and friends try to solve the murder mystery of a drowned victim that washed ashore

"OMG Who stole my fish net...stockings?!
Capn Eddie finds love while trying to solve a string of thefts

"So That Happened: A History of Codpieces and Other Fun Fashion Items."
Harry's autobiography of sorts featuring hilarious fashions he's experienced during his lifetime

I'm actually to lazy to think of book titles. Usually I just accept whatever pops up on my screen.

> @EgonVM said:
> Here's some of the books I had my sims write:
> -Parenting Tips: How I Parented Unlike You (Short story)
> -The Mystery of Dissappearing Pool Latter (Fitness skill book)
> -The Type Typos You Yes Make Today (Writing skill book)
> -Challenge: Try Not To Set Your Kitchen on Fire (Cooking skill book)
> -That Sim: How He Annoyed Me Yesterday (Biography)
> -The Poem of Z (Poetry)
> -This is a Bestseller! (Poor quality children's book)
> -I Just Want to Make Money! (Mystery book)
> -Awesome! Now Get to Sleep! (Work out guide)
> -How Do I Get the Money From The Book Sales (Sad Book)
> -My Marriage: From Start to Actual Secrets (Romance Book)
> -Reasons to Travel To Jungle Besides The High Bills (Travel Guide)
> -My New Year's Resolution: 5 Times 10 Written Pages (Fiction Book)
>
> There are some more I have named my books. While some are only published for money, some are copied three times, one given to the book store owner so it's sold, one goes to the library, and one is kept while original is published.
>
> Edit. I just had my sim write a playful book called A Failed Comedian: Failed Funny Book Title Jokes on the Forums.

I'm SO using some of these. I love the creativity.

I think I had one Sim write dirty books so I won't share the titles here, but it was funny seeing the raunchy books they wrote become bestsellers and other sims talking about how much they love the book.

I only have two I've used most recently:

Kayleigh Speaks (she's the wife of my Global Superstar, Rock Star) and the book his father wrote:
Raising a Rock Star

So far the only Sim that has an actual full-time writing career is my Shigure Sohma Sim. He can only do children's books so far.
Titles of the books;
Vegetable Basket: A tale of a young orphan boy that meets the members of the Western Zodiac who change into their signs after being hugged/embraced by the opposite gender.
Vegetable Basket: Another: A tale of a young boy being helped by the children of the former Western Zodiac.
I basically just had Shigure write the Fruits Basket manga, but change the gender of the main character, and the version of the Zodiac being used.

Ooh, it's interesting to see the thread resurface. And thank you, @kozardii ! I bet your sim will write some great books.

I'll take a look at genres and I'll share the ideas. Ideas free to take, but I'll be using them too!

• Fairy-Tales: How The Monsters Were You All Along (Non-Fiction)
  
• Vampires Vs. Mrs. CrumpleBottom: The Battle of Purses! (Screenplay)
  
• Tartosa Diaries: Love and Bugs (Romance)
  
• The Dungeon of Friendships (Motivation)
  
• Today's Fashion (Playful book)
  
• Victory Over Foxes! (Simple Living Cookbook)
  
• Get Rich Quick! (Archaeology)
  
• When You Just Don't Want to Eat Slim Ice Cream... (Workout)
  
• Attack of the Space Vampires (Science Fiction)
  
• Poetry Worth Selling Your Fridge Over (Poetry)
  
• World Famous Homestyle Cook: Grandma (Cooking skill)
  
• School and Taxes (Children's)
  
• The Harsh Reality of Growing Up (Sad)
  
• Where Is The Perfect Book Title? (Mystery)
  
• The Guesswork Story of a Random Passer-by (Biography)
  
• Horses and Unicorns: Exploring My Dreams (Fantasy)
  
• That's Not a Car, It's a Decoration (Logic skill)
  
• Fun Loading Screens! (Travel Guide)
  
• Lose, Cry, Try Again, Win (Video Gaming skill)
  
• Writing Guide by Some Writer (Writing skill)
  
• The History of the Fruitcake (Gourmet Cooking skill)
  
• From Plastic Cups to Setting Your Bar on Fire (Mixology skill)
  
• What Can You Eat and What Can Eat You (Gardening skill)
  
• Hammers Are Outdated, But Screwdrivers Aren't (Handiness skill)
  
• Don't Be Violint! (Violin skill)
  
• Black and White Music for Black and White Parties (Piano skill)
  
• Lull Your Mom to Sleep to Sneak Out (Guitar skill)
  
• Fishing Stories to Tell During Fishing (Fishing skill)
  
• This Book Contains Nothing (Mischief skill)
  
• Screaming At Your Computer Won't Make Video Games! (Programming skill)
  
• The Earth is Doomed: Escaping to Space (Rocket Science skill)
  
• Jokes Explained: Playful Mood Ruined in 10 Minutes (Comedy skill)
  
• Earn Money By Loaning And Never Paying Back! (Charisma skill)
  
• Wishing Wells are so Overrated! (Book of Life)

Help yourself:

• Sixgun Sam and the Phlergoids (Sci-Fi)
  
• Apocalypse next Thursday, about lunchtime (Mystery)
  
• Eggs Hussarde 3 (Cooking)
  
• Game of Moans (Romance)
  
• Avast, it's an Onion (Cooking) -- probably written on that Talk like a Pirate day, I can't remember.
  
• The Thing on the Mountain (Mystery)
  
• Potty Time (Childrens)
  
• Homestar visits the Library (Childrens)
  
• Drip Fed Fred and the Lurgoids (Sci-Fi)
  

The other titles I had seem to have dropped off the latest royalty report. Some of them were pretty dodgy anyway.