"AncientMuse;c-18036788" wrote:
@CAPTAIN_NXR7
I'd cancel you out, but you live in Ireland.
That’s correct @AncientMuse I do live in Ireland.
... which is right next door to Scotland
True. Take a left turn, straight on till mornin’.
... which is my favourite place
Excuse me?
... with my favourite people
Ehr…excuse me…?
... wearing my favourite type of man skirt
Is this about kilts again? We have enough of those over here. I can make a few phone calls. No big deal.
But most importantly...
Because Ireland is the birth place of Guinness. And as we all know, Guinness is the nectar of the gawds.
That’s also true. Nothing beats a pint of the Black Stuff. Except Irish Whiskey. Not Scotch.
Irish.
So if I were to cancel you out, what would I drink while spending the day admiring your next door neighbours' fashionable calendars on the internet?
Oh Haha, well that’s a funny coincidence. The calendar link that you shared? Those guys are Irish. That Scottish company hires Irish male models only. Those kilts are from a famous store in Edinburgh.
How do I know? Because I remember those lads from the last photo shoot.
I remember it well…we all travelled from Dublin to the Isle of Arran - a smallish Scottish island - by Curragh, a wee boat, just - you know - to make us look tougher and rougher and ready. For the kilts. Kilts demand respect. Kilts prefer to be worn by …rugged lords. And - believe it or not - you can only find those in Ireland. Without the Irish the Scots wouldn’t really exist you see. We’re basically the same people, except, the grass is just that little bit greener over here and the men…they’re simply better looking. We can’t help it.
Therefore I agree! We should all celebrate with a Guinness right now and…enjoy that calendar or - in my case - relive those sweet memories of the salty sea spray and the bitter wind against my bare skin. Cheers! ?