The 5 days normal infant lifespan is hilariously bad

I have no trouble with the milestones at all, my infants usually pop out smile, coo, lift head and grab in the first 10 mins or so. I've actually aged a few up early due to them being so easy. giving a bubble bath will give you both bath ones. have somebody come over right after they age up. the highchair ones are pretty easy to get. some i leave until they are toddlers, like first friend etc...