The truth about mini goats!!! (satire)
I was uncertain whether to post this in the positive or the negative thoughts thread. On the one hand, I see the issue with bottle feeding adult specimens, but on the other hand I’m looking forward to...
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“Hello, I’m Emma! Do you want to be friends? Can I pet you?”
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While the child attempts to befriend the new family member, Daniel and Caroline still stand gape-jawed. They exchange glances that betray their puzzlement and worry for John’s sanity.
“I can show you”, John tells them, then points a remote control at the goat…
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…who immediately keels over.
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“Oh, no”, sobs Emma. “We shouldn’t have milked her. She was too young… What have we DONE, dad…”
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“You made Emma cry! Of all the irresponsible PLUM I’ve had to put up with you, that’s the worst! YOU are the worst!”
“What’s gotten under your skin? Glitching a little?”
“Well, and you have a screw loose!”
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It’s days like these when Caroline strongly considers replacing either her servo, her husband or both with a better model, one she could get seen in public with without getting embarrassed. But that hasn’t priority now. Comforting Emma has, and so Caroline moves towards her daughter, coming uncomfortably close to stepping on the dead goat.
Meanwhile John has ordered Daniel to sit down.
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“The “baby goat” really is a refinement device” he explains. “You put in fresh milk and get out pasteurized milk. It comes with a mode for lactose free, chocolate, strawberry and blue milk.”
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“Ingenious, isn’t it? And so adorable!”
“John? I lowkey wanna hit you with the goat.”
“No, Daniel. I’m his wife, I get to go first!”
Credits:
Farm animals by Severinka: http://sims3s.ru/objects4-animals2.php
Penthouse lot in the gallery as residential, I think it was called The Hostage
Phillips family also from the gallery (I replaced Daniel and Emma with my own versions)
“Hello, I’m Emma! Do you want to be friends? Can I pet you?”
https://abload.de/img/29.07.23_00-10-55u7ddq.png
While the child attempts to befriend the new family member, Daniel and Caroline still stand gape-jawed. They exchange glances that betray their puzzlement and worry for John’s sanity.
“I can show you”, John tells them, then points a remote control at the goat…
https://abload.de/img/29.07.23_00-11-45vnci8.png
…who immediately keels over.
https://abload.de/img/29.07.23_00-12-51nyiow.png
“Oh, no”, sobs Emma. “We shouldn’t have milked her. She was too young… What have we DONE, dad…”
https://abload.de/img/29.07.23_00-13-2531i7l.png
“You made Emma cry! Of all the irresponsible PLUM I’ve had to put up with you, that’s the worst! YOU are the worst!”
“What’s gotten under your skin? Glitching a little?”
“Well, and you have a screw loose!”
https://abload.de/img/29.07.23_00-14-56xrdfj.png
It’s days like these when Caroline strongly considers replacing either her servo, her husband or both with a better model, one she could get seen in public with without getting embarrassed. But that hasn’t priority now. Comforting Emma has, and so Caroline moves towards her daughter, coming uncomfortably close to stepping on the dead goat.
Meanwhile John has ordered Daniel to sit down.
https://abload.de/img/29.07.23_00-18-43xpd1f.png
“The “baby goat” really is a refinement device” he explains. “You put in fresh milk and get out pasteurized milk. It comes with a mode for lactose free, chocolate, strawberry and blue milk.”
https://abload.de/img/29.07.23_00-19-248vd9z.png
“Ingenious, isn’t it? And so adorable!”
“John? I lowkey wanna hit you with the goat.”
“No, Daniel. I’m his wife, I get to go first!”
Credits:
Farm animals by Severinka: http://sims3s.ru/objects4-animals2.php
Penthouse lot in the gallery as residential, I think it was called The Hostage
Phillips family also from the gallery (I replaced Daniel and Emma with my own versions)
