The Worst Kit/Pack you can Imagine...
A couple of days ago, I ran across a thread where someone, as a joke, had mentioned an imaginary pack called "Croptastic Crop Tops". Immediately, my mind was filled with images of Sims in bright, gari...
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"Rouensims;c-18267862" wrote:"WhatCobblers;c-18267034" wrote:
This is such a fun thread! Loved reading all the ideas (Captivating Crotch particularly cracked me up. ??)
Have to admit I actually quite like the idea of kits featuring bugs, neon or eyeballs.
Okay, so for a truly terrible kit, how about this...
You had Bust the Dust, now it's the turn of the bathroom clean in the new Unclog The Bog Kit!
Sinks can now get visibly dirty, baths and showers can fill up with plug hair and toilets can fill up with realistic visuals of all three P's! Who left that floater in there? ?
With scented cleaning products (Eco and Luxury), toilet air fresheners and themed plungers, your Sims can clean, unblock and polish their plumbing to perfection. Be sure to keep on top of the cleaning though or all that gunge might evolve into a bathroom bog monster!
Also comes with new 'Grossed Out', and 'Revolted' emotions.
Or... how about the Fantastic Farts Kit?
Focused mainly around the Noxious Cloud prank, Sims can purchase ingredients and construct different potions to alter the smell, colour, sound and distance of their ventrilo-farts. Want to make your High School teacher sound like a passing ship? No problem. Want to smell like designer roses if you accidentally let one off at the awards ceremony? No problem either.
What is wrong with me that I would actually buy these?!? ?
Nothing at all. I think I'd buy a farts pack too (or anything that would spice the mischief pranks up a bit). I just really don't like cleaning, in real life and in the Sims, so the worst kind of pack for me would be a pack centred around chores (am still baffled as to why, for a Stuff pack featured around rustic living, the marketing team chose doing laundry as the main selling point).
Another terrible kit idea:
The 50 Shades of Grey Kit. Literally fifty different types of lamp shade, all in different shades of grey.
