Weirdest books your sims have written?

I tend to have my sims write variations on a theme (usually having to do with their career field, or their favorite hobby), for all genres. I also love writing my own book titles and book descriptions for them, in the manner of their individual personalities. 

I only have one writer sim , Mirna Gomez, and she writes mystery books. These are some of the books she wrote. 😁

Old Lace 
John moved to his home village and fell in love with Mathilda, a beautiful school teacher with a dark secret. 

Mermaid's Song
A young beautiful widow moves to Sulani to start a new life but the men she dates start to mysteriously disappear.

Rose Perfume
Beth has got a new job as a perfume maker in Paris. Her perfumes though, have some not so rosy secrets.

Full Moon
Rosemary inherited the old house up on the hill where you can hear the winds howling even when the air is still. 

My sim has written a series of books about her many husbands.  She marries an elder and woohoos him to death , it has to be a townie so she can collect his money.  Each title is the name of her husband. "The tragic life of Harry #1",  'Too much woohoo for Frank#2'  and so on. She is on husband #8 at the moment.  Most husbands only last 2 days, there are some , however that seem to be a bit more fit and need to die in other ways, .....pool

My Sims' normally don't write anything that's too weird or funny, but I try to keep it relevant to their personalities and they are weird 😅. One that I remember is Raising Geniuses. I used(?) to keep a blog about my legacy, so I've taken this from there. 

Expose yourself to the unconventional parenting strategies of Asher Fier, a father who doesn’t simply raise children, but who also cultivates genius prodigies. Imagine a home of wealth with rooms of glittering gold where every child reads Etude in Double Stops and Other Fancy Things by Peter No Hau, studies physics university course books and discusses math in binary code, where every toddler is top-notch, and where infants listen to classical music at precisely 55.7 decibels. This book is a hilarious rollercoaster ride of radical parenting techniques and anecdotes that will leave you wondering whether to laugh, gasp, or start searching for a grand piano and toddler-sized lab coats.

Genres: Memoir, Non-Fiction, Self-Help, Personal Development, Productivity, Satire, Humor

Description from the back of Raising Geniuses (written by Asher’s publisher)

I know a lot of people aren't fond of Sims 4, and I couldn't stand it when it first launched, but now it's my favorite of the series by far. 😲With mods, I've figured out how to make it work much better for me than Sims 2 or 3 ever did. 

Your "Mommy" should maybe consider writing a biography of "Daddy" next, so that everyone can find out the truth about him. 

The matriarch of my Goth family, Aline, writes about her life as a vampire. I think it is weird that she has any readers at all 😄

kukkahilla​ , great names 😅 Other vampires are her readers at least 😅

I am lazy and often take the name game suggests to me.. my elder sim who writes novels was working a book called  "Man without his shoe" (direct translation). Bestseller ... go figure 😆

Awww ... Vampire Aline writes poetry. She's a romantic! 🌹

I love being able to choose book titles and song titles in the game. I got a snapshot of a partial list of one of my sims books:

He did do more, but maybe they are too old after a while to get royalties, I don't really know.

Depends on the sim, one of them I had writing all kinds of smutty books and it was funny to see stuff like that become a best seller, win awards and  things like that.

The only one I remember off the bat is Caleb Vatore's 'Grabbing My Burrito'. A random Sim had literally stolen a burrito from Caleb at a food stall. Got so upset that I had him write this book.