What are they hiding??

So, I think I know the Landgraab's secret. It includes Jonny Zest, Travis Scott and Malcolm Landgraab. So I think Nancy Landgraab had a relationship with a scientist, like way way back, who was really into like sexual scientist stuff, so he gave Nancy a robot brain just for fun! But then the robot started to grow inside Nancy and that's why she wears that hideous blue eye makeup. And so Nancy dumped him, and the scientist was very sorry and embarrassed so he gave Nancy a mine load of gold and left town. But Nancy got pregnant, with twins Travis and Malcolm from the scientist, so she hurriedly found fat, unsuspecting Geoffrey for a husband, seduced him and they had "their" two sons. However, Travis turned out gay and so they dumped him with societies other "misfits" and kept Malcolm. Nancy and Geoffrey's real son is Johnny Zest, but he (as it says in his bio) was dumped by them too for pursuing a life on stage. So Nancy decided that the only child she actually wanted to keep was Malcolm, and Geoffrey hasnt made the connection yet that Malcolm isnt his. And, yeah Nancy chose Geoffrey because they were both criminals, and they became partners in crime. :wink: Sorry about Nancy and Geoffrey being homophobic, but....Nancy deffo has some Karen blood in her.