"orangehippogriff;c-17339816" wrote:
Shave your head. Move to a temple. Get your wellness skill up to level 10 and spend all day meditating.
Spice your days up with watering plants. Ascend.
This. And then venture into the dangerous jungle seeking a cursed artifact to turn Morgyn into a skeleton and enslave him as a servant so he can't hurt anyone else. Become an archaeologist. Dig a lot. Pick fruit. Enjoy the scenery. Survive poisonous bugs. Find the lost ancient temple and risk everything to solve the traps and acquire the treasure. Succeed or die. If you die, nothing else matters. If you succeed, go back to the canteen and learn to dance like no one's watching. Kiss locals. return home with treasure, culture, and a smile. Morgyn who?