What unexpected things have your townies done?

In one save file, my main family's child invited her townie friend over to their San Myshuno apartment. They went out into one of the squares, and her friend peed herself :o!

Bob Pancakes had a cardiac explosion and died on my sim's dining room floor when Eliza flirted with someone else.

My current played sim has a small flower shop, built up from the scratch in a rags to riches game. As usual celebrities with their paparazzi came too. But one paparazzo tried to steal from my poor sim and they have got into a fight, I have never seen this before. My sim won, but now I wish I could deny the paparazzi the access to my shop.

Couple weeks ago in a save file that deleted Vlad came to the house and started cleaning it up as he tried to flirt with the teenage female sim that lived there after he left he would appear every night and not once try to bite her

I was selling some herbs to a townie and they suddenly starting shooting energy rays out of their forehead. It turns out they were an alien and they wanted to give my sim a confidence boost.