This was an easy one for me. All the other things are actually pleasurable to take care of. A good night's sleep on a good mattress, with high quality sheets? Heaven. Good food? Certainly wouldn't want to give that up. Fun and social? I want more of those in my life, not less. Hygiene: definitely love those long soaks in the tub, or a destressing shower, with fancy bath products; if I picked Forever Fresh, I'd never get to shop at Lush again, and that would be just tragic.
But never having to go to the toilet again? Sign me up.
